Here's a great one for gas dryers.

[Gary Farnsworth]

We would not have an inspection industry today if we did not have duct tape.

[Tim Spargo]

As an inspector "Irregular use of materials and construction is likely not compliant to general standards, recommend evaluation by qualified tech/XXX as it is likely a safety concern" Noted as a Item needing service. Or something like that....

As a friend or neighbor "If you are really trying to start a fire or explosion with the rigged flex line passing through a wall, you could try a little harder as that may take some time" Also "Assuming it will catch on fire someday, be sure to store valuables and documents off site or in a safe deposit box.