New contest

OK, here’s the deal.

Finish this joke:

How many Real Estate agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 1. They hold it in the socket and as the world revolves around them, the bulb screws itself in…:mrgreen:

They’re asking for three but they’ll take one. And, he negotiated keeping 10% of the light emitted…for the life of the bulb. :stuck_out_tongue:

None…just wiggle it. It’s not really burnt out…

or, call the inspector, he’ll fix it because he missed it…

None. Nick will buy the house back…:wink:

If you tell them you’ll pay them 4% of the cost of the light bulb, every realtor in the city will be there to do the job.

some people will screw in anything.

We can fix that after closing.

10 to form a light bulb changing committee at the local board. 8 to stand around the coffee pot at the office and complain that light bulbs were way better back in the old days. 6 to call their loan officers and ask them if they would pay for the light bulb. 2 to check with the city to see if we need to pull permits and 1 to get off their arse, grab a ladder and to actually change the damn bulb

This one has got to be the winner!!!

Cheers

25, after their meeting when they go out for tour. Four to drive the cars, 8 to decide which ladder to use, 8 to discuss which type of bulb it is, And five to eat the food at the tour house. That leaves 0 to actually do the work.

None… That’s a job for the stagers. Oh… make sure you use a designer bulb.

Only 1. They hold it in the socket and as the world revolves around them, the bulb screws itself in…

Yep cant top that one!

No need to replace it. The warranty should cover that. :wink: