My wife works for the local AHJ and she had a call to day about permit materials need to get a building permit. At the end of the conversation the lady she was talking to told her to have a good poets day tomarrow. My wife asked her what is poets day and the lady replies “Piss On Everything Tmarrow Is Saturday” 
The lady said she thought it was more politically correct to say than T.G.I.F.
Go Figure…
sorry should have put this in the misc. disscusion…