Realtor chwed my A**

[mthomas2]

You weren't the killer, you were the coroner.

[Bruce Thompson]

Originally Posted by dduffy

Dave...on one occasion, I told a realtor to go to hell and have fun getting there, and I'm serious.

I had one women who thought she was the inspector, after numerous times trying to explain she didn't have a clue what she was talking about, I calmly said "Hey you dumb bastard, I'm not working for you, so get out of my face and go to hell"

Irish temper gets the best of me somedays.................

I could care less about ignorant idiots like that.

What are they going to do?........besides run for their lives...............

Deep down I've always wanted to say all of that.

I never will though.

Oh well. My tongue has teeth marks on it.

[David Nice]

Originally Posted by Jason1

How was the neighbourhood, it looks like a good "flipper".....

Yeah, flip it over onto the neighbors property and start over.

[David Nice]

Originally Posted by Dave Morris

dont sweat it Nick, you definitely have the right mindset. ps- checked out your site, looks great! Nice to see another young gun in biz my brother is 31 and I am 34. When we hit seminars it seems most inspectors are 45 plus.
When I was in my early 20's it was pretty tough for buyers to take me seriously. I think some gray hair gives extra credibility lol.

You younger guys really could figure out a way to work the "Boy Genius" persona to your advantage.

[Russel Ray]

Originally Posted by dnice

Yeah, flip it over onto the neighbors property and start over.

ROTFLMAO, even though that's not being very neighborly!

[David Nice]

Originally Posted by rray

ROTFLMAO, even though that's not being very neighborly!

It is if they have a fireplace!

[dcook1]

David,
I had one yesterday ( I will post photos later) that is the poster house for ,,,, You might be a redneck if...... Your photos look similar to my house. I was ready to leave, but when I saw the daughter, 14 years old and she was ready to tackle this house as a project, I could not leave.
I did what I could to point out what was needed,, ( large dumpster first). They want the house. I always state " You know the house will need a lot of TLC. (TONS of LOOSE CASH), when they feel they are up to the project I try to give a bit of direction in what to tackle first. (Bathrooms)
One realtor was furious as I advised the client the house was not structurally sound. Tweo other agents stated "That place should be burned"
That is why we are home inpectors,,,, just to have fun and be there for realtors to vent on.

[Russel Ray]

Originally Posted by dnice

It is if they have a fireplace!

You just caused me a spaghetti sauce ASNR.

[David Nice]

Originally Posted by rray

You just caused me a spaghetti sauce ASNR.

The American Society of Neurorehabilitation?

[Russel Ray]

Originally Posted by dnice

The American Society of Neurorehabilitation?

Acute Spontaneous Nasal Reflex. It's when you spit whatever is in your mouth up and out your nose.

[David Nice]

Originally Posted by rray

Acute Spontaneous Nasal Reflex. It's when you spit whatever is in your mouth up and out your nose.

Doing that with beer is my favorite. Of course I once knew a guy who drank a whole beer through his nose. What a talent. I think he's dead now. Got drunk, fell down a flight of stairs and broke his neck.