Tips, tips, and more tips... with Joe Farsetta...

[Nick Gromicko]

http://www.nachi.tv/episode42

[James E. Braun, CMI]

My favorite tip I ever received is:

You can pick your friend.
You can pick your nose.
But you cannot pick your friend's nose.

[James E. Braun, CMI]

Here is another tip:

You should only get married when you are the uglier one of the two getting married.

[bjones5]

Dont bet on the horses

[Billy Boerner]

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
-- Steven Wright

[Billy Boerner]

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
-- Elayne Boosler

[Billy Boerner]

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
-- Unknown

[iniquette]

Are you talking about Brian now Billy? I'm sorry, my small mind couldn't resist!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Billy Boerner]

Originally Posted by iniquette

Are you talking about Brian now Billy? I'm sorry, my small mind couldn't resist!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL No... I was referring to those who choose to fist fight amoung their own peers.

Bill

[dmcauley]

When you use your fists, you've failed to use your mind!
My father's quote.