My favorite tip I ever received is:
You can pick your friend.
You can pick your nose.
But you cannot pick your friend’s nose.
Here is another tip:
You should only get married when you are the uglier one of the two getting married.
Dont bet on the horses
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
– *Elayne Boosler *
Are you talking about Brian now Billy? I’m sorry, my small mind couldn’t resist!!!
LOL No… I was referring to those who choose to fist fight amoung their own peers.
Bill
When you use your fists, you’ve failed to use your mind!
My father’s quote.