The third grade teacher asks the students what their dads do for a living
little Susie says, “My dad’s a dentist, he fixes people’s teeth”
Mark says, “My dad’s a carpenter, he builds houses”
The teacher asks little Johnny, “What does your dad do”
Johnny replies, “My dad doesn’t do nothin’, He’s dead”
“Oh my gosh” stammers the teacher, " I didn’t mean to be insensitive. What did he do before he died"?
“Well he turned blue and pooped on the carpet”