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Old 2/24/07, 11:01 PM
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Default An ASHI, NACHI and scumbag NAHI member all inspect a water heater...

This was the joke going around at today's www.nachi.org/comden.htm


To determine if the water heater needs to be replaced, the ASHI member starts by looking at the top of the water heater.

To determine if the water heater needs to be replaced, the NACHI member starts by looking at the bottom of the water heater.

To determine if the water heater needs to be replaced, the scumbag inspector starts by looking in his truck to see if he has a new one he can sell.




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Old 2/25/07, 4:29 PM
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Default Re: An ASHI, NACHI and scumbag NAHI member all inspect a water heater...

That was Nick good... LOL

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Old 2/26/07, 11:53 PM
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Default Re: An ASHI, NACHI and scumbag NAHI member all inspect a water heater...

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This was the joke going around at today's www.nachi.org/comden.htm


To determine if the water heater needs to be replaced, the ASHI member starts by looking at the top of the water heater.

To determine if the water heater needs to be replaced, the NACHI member starts by looking at the bottom of the water heater.

To determine if the water heater needs to be replaced, the scumbag NAHI member starts by looking in his truck to see if he has a new one he can sell.


Nick,
How do you get a NAHI "inspector" off of your front porch?



Signed, Frank Carrio, CMI
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Old 2/26/07, 11:54 PM
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Nick,
How do you get a NAHI "inspector" off of your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.



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Old 2/27/07, 12:13 AM
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Pay him for the pizza.
Damn!
You are good!



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Old 2/27/07, 2:07 AM
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Default Re: An ASHI, NACHI and scumbag NAHI member all inspect a water heater...

Don't forget the tip, or you'll never get rid of them.
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