ASHI Officially Acknowledges "Come with cash, only" Membership Policy

[James H. Bushart]

ASHI's failing recruiting director, Scott Patterson, knows only one solution to save ASHI from oblivion and that is to mirror NACHI with....are you ready for this....an on-line exam!!!!

In response to the continued abuse ASHI has taken over its come-with-cash-only membership policy the ASHI BOD has decided to institute an On Line Exam that everyone will have to pass prior to ASHI accepting any application money.

ASHI is proud to announce the ASHI On Line Exam program referenced in the future as the A-OLE program. No longer will just anyone be able to send money into ASHI and become an instant associate, no sir, applicants will be required to prove they are A-OLE’s prior to becoming associates.

Through this exam program the ASHI Membership Committee is confident that in less then a decade all ASHI members will have proven themselves to be complete A-OLE’s prior to becoming Certified A-OLE’s. This will insure that in the future at ASHI, it is not what you know or who you know but what comes out of your A-OLE that will determine your success.


Yours truly,

Scott Patterson

I wonder if this is for real. Can anyone validate this?

[pcarter-old-04]

I wonder if they forgot to put an "H" before "OLE" in "A-OLE" which might or could maybe make a little more sense

[James H. Bushart]

Originally Posted by pcarter

I wonder if they forgot to put an "H" before "OLE" in "A-OLE" which might or could maybe make a little more sense

This is obviously a joke, but it is a funny one, indeed.

[pcarter-old-04]

Originally Posted by jbushart

This is obviously a joke, but it is a funny one, indeed.

Yes, it was my attempt to try and make a funny Damn Chemo Drugs............

[James H. Bushart]

Originally Posted by pcarter

Yes, it was my attempt to try and make a funny

...and a good one, too.

[pcarter-old-04]

I am really sorry, but I just can't let this go.......... It just cracks me up......... I took the certified A-*OLE test and ASHI now says I am a Certified A-*OLE

Disclaimer: Please pardon me, the chemo drugs are having an effect on me at this time........ ah screw it this is too damn funny........... A official ASHI Certified A-*OLE................