Biden-Palin Debate

[John McKenna]

Originally Posted by jburkeson1

Imagine no religion, it's easy if you try.

Imagine there is no heaven... I loose nothing.
Imagine there is a heaven... you loose everything, but you will have plenty of company.

[Joseph Burkeson, CMI]

Originally Posted by jmckenna1

Imagine there is no heaven... I loose nothing.
Imagine there is a heaven... you loose everything, but you will have plenty of company.

John, Don't be mad... Some Say The End Is Near!

[Joseph Burkeson, CMI]

Sarah Palin BINGO!

[Michael Larson]

Sarah goes after Barack.

..........She then slammed Barack Obama calling him disqualified to be President of the United States, “Some of his comments that he has made about the war that I think may in my world disqualifies someone from consideration as the next commander in chief.” Palin said, “Some of his comments about Afghanistan and what we are doing there supposedly– just air raiding villages and killing civilians. That’s reckless. So I wanted to talk about things like that.

Watch it here:
http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.h...stId=undefined

[Brian E. Kelly]

Originally Posted by jmckenna1

Imagine there is no heaven... I loose nothing.
Imagine there is a heaven... you loose everything, but you will have plenty of company.

Imagine it being a Non Christian Heaven John?

See ya in the waiting room

[John McKenna]

Originally Posted by bkelly2

Imagine it being a Non Christian Heaven John?

See ya in the waiting room

Imagine the "kingdom of heaven will not come with observation, but is
within you". Imagine if you do not find it here, you will not find it
hereafter.

[Brian E. Kelly]

Originally Posted by jmckenna1

Imagine the "kingdom of heaven will not come with observation, but is
within you". Imagine if you do not find it here, you will not find it
hereafter.

I like that.

[John McKenna]

Originally Posted by bkelly2

I like that.

One day St Peter was walking someone through heaven and told him to
be very quiet as they approached the next door. The man said "why?"

St Peter said "this room is where the Baptist stay and they think they
are the only ones here".

[John McKenna]

A man was praying and ask God "what is heaven and hell".

God took him to a door and said this is hell.

The man opened the door and saw starving people who were
trying eat out of one pot of soup, but they all had elbows that
would not bend to reach their mouth. It was hell everyday
not being able to eat as they starved from hunger.

God took the man to another door and said this is heaven.

The man opened the door and saw healthy people who were
trying eat out of one pot of soup, but they all had elbows that
would not bend to reach their mouth. Instead of just trying
to feed themselves, they were feeding each other and enjoyed
the happiness of heaven.

[Brian E. Kelly]

Originally Posted by jmckenna1

A man was praying and ask God "what is heaven and hell".

God took him to a door and said this is hell.

The man opened the door and saw starving people who were
trying eat out of one pot of soup, but they all had elbows that
would not bend to reach their mouth. It was hell everyday
not being able to eat as they starved from hunger.

God took the man to another door and said this is heaven.

The man opened the door and saw healthy people who were
trying eat out of one pot of soup, but they all had elbows that
would not bend to reach their mouth. Instead of just trying
to feed themselves, they were feeding each other and enjoyed
the happiness of heaven.

I need to concentrate more on feeding people myself John. Thank you for the reminder.

[relliott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MJCvHMtwE4):)

[David P. Valley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XberX_t-WvI

[Joseph Burkeson, CMI]

Originally Posted by jmckenna1

A man was praying and ask God "what is heaven and hell".

God took him to a door and said this is hell.

The man opened the door and saw starving people who were
trying eat out of one pot of soup, but they all had elbows that
would not bend to reach their mouth. It was hell everyday
not being able to eat as they starved from hunger.

God took the man to another door and said this is heaven.

The man opened the door and saw healthy people who were
trying eat out of one pot of soup, but they all had elbows that
would not bend to reach their mouth. Instead of just trying
to feed themselves, they were feeding each other and enjoyed
the happiness of heaven.

Thanks John, I think you should be InterNACHI's Official Spirit Guide.

[Michael Larson]

I wonder if the folks at Salon.com are familiar with the concept on irony?

There was a time when conservatives lamented the dumbing down of American culture. Preservation of basic standards in schools and workplaces compelled them -- or so they said -- to resist affirmative action for women and minorities. Qualifications mattered; merit mattered; and demagogic appeals for leveling were to be left to the Democrats.
Not anymore.

Actually, the Palin phenomenon is the culmination of a trend that can be traced back to Dan Quayle, the undistinguished Indiana senator whose elevation onto the Republican ticket in 1988 had nothing to do with intellect or experience and everything to do with the youthful appeal of a handsome blond frat boy.
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Now I wonder who else could be judged by these same criteria. Hmmm?

[John McKenna]

Originally Posted by jburkeson1

Thanks John, I think you should be InterNACHI's Official Spirit Guide.

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