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Jae Williams · #1 8/13/11, 2:34 PM

§ BREAKING NEWS; The Cincinnati Bengals football practice was delayed for 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown powdery substance on the practice field. The coach immediately called practice while the police were called in to investigate. After complete analysis, experts determined that the substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after a special agent decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Russell J. Hensel · #2 8/13/11, 2:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jwilliams4

§ BREAKING NEWS; The Cincinnati Bengals football practice was delayed for 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown powdery substance on the practice field. The coach immediately called practice while the police were called in to investigate. After complete analysis, experts determined that the substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after a special agent decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Thats some funny stuff!

Christopher Currins · #3 8/13/11, 2:52 PM

Good one

Roy D. Cooke, Sr · #4 8/13/11, 2:56 PM

Love it ... Roy

James F. McKee · #5 8/13/11, 3:28 PM

That won't happen in Cleveland Jae...the Browns don't get close enough to that line to be able to see the powder...

Jae Williams · #6 8/13/11, 4:55 PM

As I recall when the Browns played the Bengirls last year the Browns in their wandering stupor accidently tripped over the goal line on several occasions.

No one was injured because there were no Bengirl defenders in the area--they were still in the defensive huddle trying to decide what to do if the Browns passed the football, and of course, they had to figure out what a "pass" might be and how would they recognize one.

If anyone watched last nights Lions-Bengirls game one would realize that the Bengirls are the only team that could make the Lions look like Super Bowl contenders.

Christopher Currins · #7 8/13/11, 5:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jmckee

That won't happen in Cleveland Jae...the Browns don't get close enough to that line to be able to see the powder...

just more snow........

Mark A. Timpani, CMI · #8 8/13/11, 6:19 PM

very nice

Jae Williams · #9 8/13/11, 8:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mtimpani

very nice

Ha! You haven't seen the Bengirls play...

Adam J. McClintic · #10 8/13/11, 11:41 PM

That was good!

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