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Old 11/16/10, 5:33 PM
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Marry it.



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Old 11/16/10, 5:37 PM
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are You single Robert or just about to be?


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Old 11/16/10, 5:41 PM
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LOL I'm married. She dont come to this mb.



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does she have a gun?


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Old 11/16/10, 5:46 PM
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does she have a gun?
As a matter of fact, yeah she does. But it just a little girly .38



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Old 11/16/10, 5:48 PM
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duck and cover Sir....


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Old 11/16/10, 8:56 PM
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Robert
If your woman turns out to be getting plump, ITS YOUR FAULT.
Its your fault for not helping her and incur-ridging her with love and interest to be the best and healthiest she can be. For the children you herself.
Explain to her the Benefits ( you know what I mean ) for Viagra will not be needed.


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Old 11/16/10, 9:17 PM
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It was a joke my daughter told us at dinner. My wife isn't even close to being over weight. But i thought it was a funny joke.



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Old 11/16/10, 9:26 PM
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It was!
I just won't be telling it around my house.
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You know the old saying

It use to be wine, women and song

Now it's, beer the ole lady and TV


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Rob, it seems that you have a death wish.
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