Go Vols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Patrick J. Cloninger]

Go Vols!!!

[FONT='Times New Roman', serif]Wish that I was on ole rocky top,
Down in the tennessee hills.
Aint no smoggy smoke on rocky top,
Aint no telephone bills.

Once there was a girl on rocky top,
Half bear the other half cat.
Wild as a mink, sweet as soda pop,
I still dream about that.

Rocky top, youll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed on rocky top,
Lookin for a moonshine still.
Strangers aint come back from rocky top,
Guess they never will.

Corn wont grow at all on rocky top,
Dirts too rocky by far.
Thats why all the folks on rocky top
Get their corn from a jar.

Rocky top, youll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Now Ive had years of cramped up city life,
Trapped like a duck in a pen.
Now all I know is its a pity life
Cant be simple again.

Rocky top, youll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.
Yeah rocky top tennesee eee eee eee.[/font]
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[FONT='Times New Roman', serif]Just a little bit excited about the first game. [/font]

[Jae Williams]

What's a "VOL"??

Why did you write this in ORANGE??


and...that "rocky top" doesn't sound like a very fun place. Can't grow corn and the girls are "half bear and half cat"--no thanks...

Whatever happened to the two strangers?? Why didn't they come back??
Are they still there??

and...What's a VOL?

[cbottger]

VOL who Tenn What

Oh that is my daddy's back pasture.

I'd SOONER be along way from TENN

[Russell Spriggs]

Hey, Patrick, I got one for you-
(sorry, I'm not really into team sports, as you'll soon find out . . .)

When I moved to Knoxville in '89, I stopped in a gas station at the bottom end of Tazewell Pike to fill up my old Dodge pickup, which was an orangey kinda color. It was in the fall, & I went inside to pay.

The guy at the register was, well, born & bred (many generations) East Tennessee.

I handed him my cash & told him my pump #. He screwed up his eyes into a squint, shifted his wad (which needed a spit), & asked me, "Bigorangevan?"

I said, no, the big orange truck.

He looked at me like I was from another planet. I looked at him like he was a bit dense.

Years later, I realized he asked,

"BigorangeFAN?"

[Richard W. Washington]

45-31 Cal with 4 min left and the Vols can't buy a tackle to save their life. Sorry I would rather them than the libs from Cal-berkley.

[Patrick J. Cloninger]

Sorry guys, I think our defense missed the plane. Our sports page says it all Can't Bear to Watch

[dchew]

Last year, TN had it way with Cal. This year is different. It's going to be a long season for both teams.

USC isn't much of a pushover as well as the rest of the SEC. College football at its finest. How about ASU and their win over Michigan? That's will live with both teams for years to come.

[Patrick J. Cloninger]

ASU beating Michigan was one of the funniest things I had seen in a while.