Google Fears Chuck Norris

[John McKenna]

Even Google fears Chuck Norris.

http://www.google.com

[John McKenna]

• "Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there."
• "They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for Chuck's beard."
• "Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."
• "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that 'Law & Order' are the names of his left and right legs."
• "Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light because the dark is afraid of him."
• "Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas."
• "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
• "When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down."
• "When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

[Brian E. Kelly]

Too funny John

[Dominic J. Maricic]

Awesome!

[William J. Decker]

Sounds like the Texas version of the real thing, i.e., Jack Bauer (from 24) jokes:

What did Jack Bauer get on his SATs?








- Blood!

Check these out:

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty

http://fplanque.com/misc/soft-cultur...-was-unleashed

http://www.tv.com/24/show/3866/jack-...9954/msgs.html

And to your point, John, Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris (forth one down):

http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=14455

Enjoy

[Chris Morrell, CTO]

Jack Bauer has nothing on Chuck Norris. But the real deal is Bruce Lee. Check out how he takes Chuck Norris out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE