Having a fun time with a bank.

[William J. Decker]

Did an inspection today. House was a foreclosure Bank owned REO) mess that had multiple water problems (most headers were rotted, rotted floor joists, etc).

There was a "back porch" that head to a 2nd floor door. The porch was not compliant and rotted. The landing for the 2nd floor door looked cantuilevered, but was not (as I found out).

When I went out on this landing, I fell through (the joists were not properly supported, etc. I fell on my butt and a knee, skinning the knee. No real damage to me.

The listing agent got in my face, telling me that I was responsible to fix the porch. He just would not let go. Finally, the buyer's agent and the client told him to shut up, saying that he was lucky that I didn't sue him and the bank. He then shut up and looked thoughtful and left the inspection.

In any case, the client will not be buying the house. It was a real POS.

On the ride home, I got a call from someone at the bank. He was asking for my fax number so he could fax me something. I asked him what. He said it was a waiver that I "had to sign" because of the fall. I told him, "I ain't signing anything" and hind up.

Please understand. I was not really hurt and have no intention of suing anyone. I really hate people who "get hurt" and "cash in". Although I am sure that many people actually do get hurt, for no fault of their own, and are entitled to some compensation, I also believe that the majority of these cases are lawyer drive scams.

So, I get home. Then I get a call from the bank's lawyer. He offers me a check for $1,000 (which he will deposit, directly, to my bank) if I will sign a waiver. I tell him no, I have to talk to my lawyer.

1/2 hour later, he calls back and ups it to $3,000. I still say no.

I am waiting to see how high they go. Understand, I am not going to accept any check or sue, but I am also not going to sign a waiver.

One cannot buy such entertainment as this.

[Christopher Currins]

Keep 'em on their toes Will.

[Stephen W. Stanczyk]

Will,

Just see how high they will go, accept the check and donate it to InterNACHI Nickels. What a great way to continue funding something for inspectors that get hurt on the job. Just an idea.

[Russell J. Hensel]

Next time they call tell them you have to hurry because they do not like people talking on cell phones in the emergency room.

[Dennis J. Bonner]

Accept the check and donate it to a good charity

[Russell J. Hensel]

I heard the Bonner international surfing fund is a good cause...at least thats what you told me Dennis

[Bob Elliott]

That sure would take care of Holiday gifts.