Heaven is where the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the British...

Heaven is where the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the British are the police, the Germans are the mechanics, and everything is run by the Swiss.

Hell is where the British are the chefs, the Swiss are the lovers, the French are the mechanics, the Germans are the police, and everything is run by the Italians.

Hey, that’s a low blow, but being a lover is not bad!