Hold the Pickle and Special Sauce

[ldapkus (Linas Dapkus, CMI)]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316122,00.html

[rhumphries (Robert Humphries)]

ewww.

[mlarson (Michael Larson, WI Lic. # 1672-106)]

Waited 3 weeks. Good luck proving anything happened.

Of course, maybe there is DNA evidence. Double EWWWW

[jburkeson1 (Joseph Burkeson, CMI)]

Diner: Waiter, Oh waiter there is a condom in my burger!

Waiter: ShShSh! Everyone will want one!