Inspection fees as they relate to client voting intentions

[Kenton H. Shepard, CMI]

1. they vote for my candidate= my usual fee
2. they vote for sombody I really hate= you can fill in this part
3. they vote for Ralph Nader= My regular fee, but they must cash in and use a certificate for a free enema (you send them the bill & 10%afterwards).
4. they vote libertarian party= we all have a good time discussing politics drinking good liquor they buy. Regular fee.
5. they worry out loud about whether their vote will be properly counted. Oh Jeez I hate that! Double fee!
6. they promote voting for a planet= try to find out before hand and don't even offer a contract.