kshepard
(Kenton Shepard, CMI)
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- they vote for my candidate= my usual fee
- they vote for sombody I really hate= you can fill in this part
- they vote for Ralph Nader= My regular fee, but they must cash in and use a certificate for a free enema (you send them the bill & 10%afterwards).
- they vote libertarian party= we all have a good time discussing politics drinking good liquor they buy. Regular fee.
- they worry out loud about whether their vote will be properly counted. Oh Jeez I hate that! Double fee!
- they promote voting for a planet= try to find out before hand and don’t even offer a contract.