Men Are Happier

[John McKenna]

Men Are Just Happier People-- (source... unknown female)


What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[Mark A. Timpani, CMI]

very nice

[Roy D. Cooke, Sr]

Thanks John made my day . Roy Cooke

[gporter]

Thanks.

[jrivera]

Or how's about

Men-stration
Men-opause
Hys-terectomy (greek)
Gy-necologist (greek)
wo-men
wo-man

It's a mans world !!!

Mic

[dhelm]

You don't even have to shave your face and neck!

[phinsperger]

Women have it pretty good too; Women are allowed to ask for directions is they get lost. Women don't have to kill bugs. Women have many times more places to buy clothes. Women don't have to know how mechanical things work. Women can get out traffic tickets. Women can turn around a argument in favor with a just a few tears. Women don't have to lift anything heavy if there is a man around. Women can change their minds many times which is expected

[John McKenna]

Yes, if you try and hold a logical conversation with a woman she
has the right to say "that is not what I meant to say and you
are trying to twist my words".

Men are always wrong at that point. Forget it.

Got to love em.

[Carla Horne]

John thats funny,
you forgot one, $300/month for make up and personals!
I must say though, guys love when I inspect in a skirt

CJ

[mlopezi]

Carla do they hold the ladder for you, when you are in your skirt.

[Carla Horne]

[jkormos]

Originally Posted by dhelm

You don't even have to shave your face and neck!

arm pits ot legs, or our bikini line either