A Sad day for America!

[Frank M. Carrio, CMI]

America has lost one of its own!

I ask that you all join me in mourning of this tragic event!

THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY DIED


Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly; he was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.

• He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[Carl Brown]

And after the service they all had a JAM session.

[James H. Bushart]

Sorry to hear that the old boy is now...toast.

[James E. Braun, CMI]

In honor of the Mr. Dough. Poppin Fresh rapping http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPr3nofpG4Y

[Mario A. Kyriacou, CHI]

Frank,

Where and when is the funeral?

[James H. Bushart]

Originally Posted by mkyriacou

Frank,

Where and when is the funeral?

His crumbs are being scattered over a puddle in front of a supermarket in Pillsbury, North Dakota.

[Gary L. Porter]

Originally Posted by mkyriacou

Frank,

Where and when is the funeral?

It was held in my oven. It was attended by the Maytag Repairman and Madge from polmolive. And of course Mona's son was there.

[Gary L. Porter]

People watch this board I was called by Mikey. He liked it. He was there also.

[Rick Maday]

I don't suppose the Keebler Elves were pal bearers?

[relliott]

My knowledge of him is a little crusty, but I hear he was always half baked.
No need to sugar coat the truth.
We should all rise up, and raise the heat on those whom have allowed this.
No doubt it was some politician with greased palms as the reason for him to be rolled out this way.

[Frank M. Carrio, CMI]

Originally Posted by mkyriacou

Frank,

Where and when is the funeral?

Too late please reread the bottom of the announcement......

Quote:
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. {Gary's oven.}
End Quote:

[Frank M. Carrio, CMI]

Originally Posted by relliott

My knowledge of him is a little crusty, but I hear he was always half baked.
No need to sugar coat the truth.
We should all rise up, and raise the heat on those whom have allowed this.
No doubt it was some politician with greased palms as the reason for him to be rolled out this way.

DITTO!
I am in 100% agreement and I think that someones buns should be burned in order to find out the Truff and nutting but the Truff!

I say to heck with it and let the crumbs fall where they may!!!!!

[James F. McKee]

I plan on serving some of his next of kin for dinner tomorrow !!!!!just as a side You see....

[Frank M. Carrio, CMI]

Originally Posted by jmckee

I plan on serving some of his next of kin for dinner tomorrow !!!!!just as a side You see....

Marc D. Shunk attended the supposed cremation and took photos!

I tell you the evidence shows that there is some kind of cover up going on here! {I am not sure but I think that might be Gary's wife doing the torturing!}

Please note the prisoner in the oven....... Died of trauma and a Yeast Infection Ha!

I think that "they" are trying to wipe out the entire Pillsbury Clan!


I smell a conspiracy!!!

[Kenneth Lott]

I heard it was Mold that got him, any truth to the rumor? He will be missed by his many friends, who claim he never fudged on a bet.