Sarah Palin: Wall Street's Candidate

[Joseph Burkeson, CMI]

Sarah Palin: Wall Street's Candidate

Everyone's talking about Sarah Palin. Thank goodness for investors, she is pro Wall Street. Her Wednesday night RNC speech struck a cord with businesses across the country. This self proclaimed 'gal from Alaska' is already shaking things up with the substance that she offered up on important economic issues.


Well that obviously is the sizzle after last night's speech, too bad here is the steak! Enjoy


A Market Decline in Search of a Reason

A broad sell-off sent the Dow Jones industrial average down about 300 points in late afternoon trading — the index’s worst performance since June — hours after the government reported that the number of Americans filing for unemployment benefits unexpectedly rose last week.

[William J. Decker]

There is no relation. How could there be with only a day or so between the two.

She is for keeping taxes low, which wall street and small business owners (like you and me) want.

[Michael Larson]

I get tired of saying this.

Correlation is not by necessity Causation.

Most people who are blind eat carrots. Which means what:

a. carrots cause blindness

b. nothing

Get it?

[Joseph Burkeson, CMI]

Originally Posted by mlarson

I get tired of saying this.

Correlation is not by necessity Causation.

Most people who are blind eat carrots. Which means what:

a. carrots cause blindness

b. nothing

Get it?

She cuts you once
she cuts you twice
But still you believe
The wound is so fresh you can taste the blood
BUt you don't have strength to leave
You've been bought
you've been sold
You've been locked outside the door
But you stand there pleadin'

With your insides bleedin'

'Cause you deep down want some more
Then she says she wants forgiveness
It's such a clever masquerade
She's so good with her stiletto
You don't even see the blade

She cuts you hard
she cuts you deep

She's got so much skill
She's so fascinating that you're still there waiting
When she comes back for the kill
You've been slashed in the face
You've been left there to bleed
You want to run away
But you know you're gonna stay
'Cause she gives you what you need
Then she says she wants affection
While she searches for the vein
She's so good with her stiletto
You don't really mind the pain

She cuts you out
she cuts you down
She carves up your life
But you won't do nothng
As she keeps on cutting
'Cause you know you love the knife
You've been bought
you've been sold
You've been locked outside the door
But you stand there pleadin'
With your insides bleedin'
'Cause you deep down want some more
Then she says she needs affection
While she searches for the vein
She's so good with her stiletto

You don't really mind the pain

Billy Joel - Stiletto

[rmaday]

Originally Posted by mlarson

Most people who are blind eat carrots. Which means what:

a. carrots cause blindness

b. nothing

Get it?

c. blindness causes you to eat carrots!

[William J. Decker]

Originally Posted by mlarson

I get tired of saying this.

Correlation is not by necessity Causation.

Most people who are blind eat carrots. Which means what:

a. carrots cause blindness

b. nothing

Get it?

Blind people are genetically related to Rabbits?

[rmaday]

Blind people don't like Elmer Fudd?

[Joseph Burkeson, CMI]

Paul Cezanne (1839-1906) "The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed will set off a revolution."

[klott]

They heard that eating carrots helps your vision.

[klott]

...or Joe is blind!

[Michael Larson]

Originally Posted by klott

...or Joe is blind!

BINGO!

[Peter Doane]

Blinded by the light
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6AFCJ1dLdg

[Michael Larson]

Originally Posted by pdoane

Blinded by the light
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6AFCJ1dLdg

Never did get the words to that song.

[Joseph Burkeson, CMI]

Carrot Juice is Murder

[Joseph Burkeson, CMI]

Originally Posted by klott

...or Joe is blind!

Hey Kenny you don't need eyes to see that you ain't smarter than your average rutabaga.