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Old 12/11/09, 6:03 PM
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Tiger will be retiring from golf and his lovely wife will have her own contract with NIKE as the owner of the only clubs to have ever beaten Tiger Woods.


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Old 12/11/09, 7:37 PM
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Tiger has 10 of 11 cars, but only a Hole in One.
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Old 12/11/09, 7:42 PM
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Tiger said he is going to take an "indefinite" break from professional golf. However, he will still try to get in a few holes.
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Old 12/11/09, 8:15 PM
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Phil Michelson phoned Tigers wife and asked her for advice on how to beat him.
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Old 12/11/09, 8:25 PM
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What's the difference between a Nike golf ball and a 2009 Escalade?


Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards without hitting a tree.



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Old 12/11/09, 8:33 PM
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How does Tiger get it in the hole?

When his wife isn't around.


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Old 12/11/09, 9:00 PM
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Commemorative Mistress Plates
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Old 12/11/09, 9:52 PM
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The Tiger Woods Anthem


You can argue with intelligent people but to argue with a mush head is like trying to grab fog-Thomas Sowell

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Old 12/12/09, 12:50 AM
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Tiger and Elin have signed a new prenuptual agreement. According to the new contract, the next time Tiger plays a round, Elin will hand him his balls.


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Old 12/12/09, 12:51 AM
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Where is Steve in all this?


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Old 12/12/09, 6:21 AM
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I heard Tiger's wife is a 19


That's a 10 with a nine iron
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Old 12/12/09, 7:07 AM
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Did you hear Nike's new motto?

Just do me.
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Old 12/12/09, 7:18 AM
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Tiger Woods simply isn't into the "hole-in-one" nowadays.
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Old 12/12/09, 10:07 AM
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Where is Steve in all this?
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Old 12/12/09, 10:22 AM
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Whats the difference between Tiger and Santa? Santa stops at 3 "ho's".
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