I’m convinced that we have too much government in our lives.
I’ve been bombarded with the ads and have come to understand that the government that governs least…governs best.
Thus…I am running on the TP Party Ticket for Congress.
Vote for me and I promise…if I elected…I will go to Washington and I will do absolutely nothing.
I will not answer my phone, vote on issues, or show up for work. I will do nothing and I will encourage as many of my fellow elected representatives to do the same.
We will collect our pay in the same manner as other government employees and we will end the intrusion of government in people’s lives.
Remember…on voting day…Vote for the TP Party Candidate. You’ll have to look hard to find him for most of us are not even going to bother to campaign…just to demonstrate how little we plan to do.
It’s your country. Act now to put people in power who will do nothing but draw their pay and stay out of your business.
Ya know, this is the first time I saw John say something that was orginal, not a cut and paste from Fox and actually made me laugh! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa John!
That’s funny. Dan Quayle misspelled one word while in office, potato, yet Obama can mispell the word advice and incorrectly pronounce corpsman (correctly pronounced cores-man) three times during a speech, and you choose Quayle for your little spoof
Not so quick pardner… As a Tea Party Candidate ain’t you obligated to undo all of the progress of the last two hundred years and restore Colonial America to it’s white roots, furthermore where is your three-corner hat? :roll:
Correct me if I am wrong but I believe Jim is running as a TP Party candidate and not a Tea Party candidate. This makes sense, being the @sswipe that he is. :p:D
But in keeping with the spirit of my campaign promises…I would do nothing about it even if I was offended. Doing nothing is what this candidacy is all about.
The government that governs least governs best.
Elect me, folks…and I promise…within three months, you will be delivering your own mail.
If I were a Tea Party Candidate, you are absolutely right. But I am not.
I am a TP Party Candidate.
The only movement you see in Washington D.C. will be our bowels. We will do absolutely nothing.
Our appeal is to the citizen who says that the government has no business being in his life. The government that governs least governs best…and I promise you, there will be no one who will govern less than a TP Candidate.
We will only show up to work to collect our pay. We will remove the check from its envelope and throw the envelope on the floor so that someone else…other than we, who do nothing…can pick it up and throw it away.
(Our motto): No more war. No more taxes. No more mail.
I’m staging a rally, tonight, in Columbia, Missouri.
Please be there. I won’t be there, though. I’ll be at home writing a report from this afternoon’s energy audit. I have nothing to say about the nothing I plan to do when elected.
I’m thinking nothing is beter than what we got now but since us taxpayers are subsidizing your earnings via energy audits anyway, just use some of that money for your campaign.
Starting next month, Missouri will refund the cost of an audit up to $500 and will continue the program through the winter. I should be keeping pretty busy with them…but I assure you, I will never be too busy to do nothing for the people who vote for me.
