I was in the attic of a detached garage and when I looked up there he/she was a foot from my face.
At first glance I thought it was a bat.
God! I hate those bastards. Still gettin’ the shivers.
What a wuss…
Looks like a camel cricket. I only see 6 legs. :mrgreen:
Screw the legs !
I thought I was gonna faint! LOL!
Ya that’s pretty nasty looking
do you carry a pistol?
Givin me the hee bee gee bees
Lucky he didn’t swallow you…
How do you know it is a he?
That’s what you get with the warm weather. Now go kiss a gator or something! :mrgreen:
Kill it with fire!!!
I hoped you killed that thing! Did you include it in the report?
LOL!!!
It has an M on its back which means Martin the man eater…
Dang Roy, It was waiting for you Brother!!:mrgreen:
Horrible thing!
Did ya wet your pink ruffled panties???
I can see it now: Roy comes out of the attic and reports that the spider is dead, but the roof leaks…
Looks like a Wolf Spider. Only mildly venomous but big and creepy.
I don’t like spiders and snakes and that ain’t what it takes to love me
You fool you fool. 
Jim Stafford
Someone already caught it, but that’s not an arachnid. It has 6 legs.
Here in CO we have only 2 types of poisonous spiders, VERY few black widows and the occasional brown recluse.
The black widows here don’t get very large and are only in the warmer, desert climates. The recluse is pretty much all over but a very placid species of spider, meaning they typically do not bite or attack unless they’re scared or threatened.
I personally love spiders. I think they’re amazing creatures and have my utmost respect. This spawned from a realization that I HATE bugs, creepy crawly nasty little vermin… /shiver. At my conclusion I also realized that spiders eat bugs. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.