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Old 5/24/08, 3:47 PM
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Default Why did the chicken cross the road?
Some predictable answers here.

Put yours here.

I'll start:

NICK GROMICKO:

To join scumbag NAHI.

JOE FERRY:

To make an unmeritorious claim against a non-negligent home inspector.
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Old 5/24/08, 3:49 PM
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JIM BUSHART:

To jam licensing down our throat.

[Now, do you get the idea?]
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Old 5/24/08, 4:05 PM
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John McKenna:

To go to an IR class.


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Old 5/24/08, 4:28 PM
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Alright, what am I missing here?

The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to get to the other side.

Ahh well.

Marcel
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Old 5/24/08, 5:22 PM
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To be with the NACHI.




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Old 5/24/08, 5:51 PM
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The question is not, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' but rather, 'Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?'

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Brian Kelly made him do it

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Brian Kelly made him do it

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Why did the Existentialist chicken cross the road??


yarn!!


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Default Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
back in the spirit of things


Was it an electric chicken as defined by article 303.1.4.8.6 (b) of the NEC:

Joe Tedesco


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Alright, what am I missing here?

The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to get to the other side.

Ahh well.

Marcel
I happened to be on the 'other side'...


and it was delicious.


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Why was the road there...


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Old 5/24/08, 8:02 PM
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I happened to be on the 'other side'...


and it was delicious.
Poor chicken was unaware of the DARK SIDE

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To prove to racoons and squirrels that it can be done...
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He did.



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