How Would You Write up an improperly buried statue?

[James H. Bushart]

Welcome to wonderful world of the Missouri Association of Realtors.

[William J. Decker]

Originally Posted by jbushart

Welcome to wonderful world of the Missouri Association of Realtors.

As my Dad use to say, "If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid."

[rdawes]

That's not new. My neighbor used it to help sell his house 6 years ago. Had a contract within a week of burying the statue. And there is indeed a SOP for proper burial method. He has to be buried head down facing the house. After you sell, you have to dig him up and put him in a place of honor in your new house.

[lkrausz]

If I had a house for sale, I would try it, Cant hurt.

[James H. Bushart]

Originally Posted by lkrausz

If I had a house for sale, I would try it, Cant hurt.

I think I would take a different approach.

After so many weeks on the market without a bite, I think I'd bury my agent.