Does anyone have reference to Arizona law prohibiting inspectors from participating..

[James E. Braun, CMI]

Ha, Dan! Give Brian one of your famous "customer screwing with the inspector" phone calls. And stick me on a conference for I can hear it.

[James E. Braun, CMI]

Originally Posted by gromicko

We contacted Keller Williams today and requested that they remove home inspectors from that form.

Please lets us know what the response is. This will be interesting!

[Gary Farnsworth]

Dan, if everyone of my agents that like me, and "suggest" me to home buyers, well, that's about 60 times $8,000, wow. I would do just about anything for them. I can do a single page list of three, maybe six items, and just give it to the buyers. All items would be small anyway, and do it all for $99. Heck, I would even hire some "good" contractors to do them for free, and they can have the repairs they find.

That would be a great deal for RE's of Kansas, Luke Bell, even Molly could then be able to eat.

I am living on mac and cheese. I have canceled my radio show and all of my advertising, disconnected my fax machine, sold my truck, and buy clothes at the salvation army store. I can no longer afford these things due to slow business. I think my InterNACHI membership fees will be next on my list.

[Brian E. Kelly]

Originally Posted by jbraun

Ha, Dan! Give Brian one of your famous "customer screwing with the inspector" phone calls. And stick me on a conference for I can hear it.

Hhhhahahhahahaha I bet they are Classic.....

[Dan Bowers, CMI]

Brian -

A typical one might go along the lines of:

"Hi is this Bob the Inspector? Bob I don't know if you've seen the news yet today or if the media has come by or called you yet, but it was just horrible. If you remember that house you inspected for us about 5 months ago was on a fairly steep lot and last night it slid down the hill and off its foundation. Turns out it wasn't bolted to the sill plates and they say theres no footing under the rear foundation wall".

"Listen I need to get your insurance information for our attorney, and I gotta get over to the hospital to see Linda and our little girl. I was in the garage and got out OK, but they were trapped and pretty messed up".

"Oh heck, gotta go now the reporters and city investigators are here again. Say whats the best number they can call you at?"

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You can't even believe some of the babblings I get long about then from whoever I'm toying with.