You are not going to believe this....

[Nick Gromicko]

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[Nick Gromicko]

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[John McKenna]

Originally Posted by jbushart

Okay....here's another one.

Now, you are the Executive Director of a national home inspector association that is suing another. In your complaint, you charge that they are lying about the number of members they have. In fact, you have definite proof that ASHI is the largest home inspection association in the world.

Prepare to be impressed......

I'm sorry here... but I kinda get this picture of a dumb blonde joke working
its way into this... I feel guilty for having these kind of thoughts.... but
this lady is a few fries short of a happy meal.... wow....

I really try to think good of people, but she is really making it hard.
whoops ... no pun intended.

[gbeaumont]

Hi to all,

I have to protest, Mallory obuiously has tremendous experience in getting things to go up.

Please please give her a break, maybe the fact that NAHI's membership rolls just ain't one of them isn't her fault

Maybe they don't have "limp Richards"

Regards

Gerry

Yeah I know I promised myself I'd leave the political **** alone, but ........... i don't care who you are, that IS funny!!

[Nick Gromicko]

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[Nick Gromicko]

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[Nick Gromicko]

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[John McKenna]

Nick is on a roll.
This would make good footage for NACH.tv

COMMENTATOR:

"Here we have Nick Gromicko laying on the floor, laughing, telling himself the
same joke over and over"

[Nick Gromicko]

I admit, I'm my favorite comedian (next to Chris Rock that is).

[James H. Bushart]

Here is an interesting confession......

Guess how a NAHI requires its members to prove their number of inspections...

Originally Posted by From_Mallorys_Deposition

24 Q Let's talk about all of them, but let's start with the
25 lowest level membership. What's the lowest level of


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1 membership?
2 A That's associate membership.
3 Q And you don't have to do any inspections to be an
4 associate member?
5 A Well, it depends upon. There is two ways to become an
6 associate member. You can go to a home inspectors
7 training school and complete a practice inspection, or
8 because some states aren't regulated still, you can do
9 20 full fee paid home inspections.
10 Q Okay. And if the association associate member does the
11 20 full inspections, then he or she provides you with an
12 affidavit that states that?
13 A Yes. On the membership app there is a notary statement
14 that needs to be completed by a notary also.
15 Q And is there any independent -- other than the affidavit
16 is there any other effort made to verify that the
17 associate member completed the 20 inspections?
18 A No, because we rely upon the honor of the notary.

All that a notary "notarizes" is a signature...not that the affadavit is true. I guess they don't teach you things like that at the fake pee pee factory.

[James H. Bushart]

...but certainly, for the highest level of membership, someone actually validates that the required number of 250 inspections is done. Right?

Originally Posted by From_Mallorys_Deposition

20 Q And then the next level up from that is the CRI level?
21 A The NAHI CRI level.
22 Q That requires 250 inspections?
23 A Yes, but the home inspector has to successfully pass the
24 NAHI CRI exam.
25 Q That's also -- the 250 inspections is also verified by


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1 the affidavit of the --
2 A There is an affidavit for that membership level also.
3 Q And again is there any other -- other than the
4 affidavit, is there any independent effort to determine
5 whether the member did the 250 inspections?
6 A They need to supply a list, unless they -- some of the
7 inspectors don't like to do that because, of course,
8 that's confidentiality with their clients with giving
9 addresses and stuff, but most of them do because our
10 records are kept confidential.
11 Q What if they don't want to provide you with the names or
12 the addresses of the inspections that they did?
13 A Well, again we're relying upon the notary -- the honor
14 of the notary and the home inspector showing the notary
15 the number of inspections.
16 Q But the notary is just verifying that the person who
17 signed -- whose signature appears on the affidavit is
18 actually the person who signed it, right?

[James H. Bushart]

Sssshhhhhhhhh. Listen......do you hear that????


If you listen very closely....you can hear the sphincter muscles contracting over at inspectionnews.com...

Their cover has been blown.

Perhaps it is more clear why I chose to publish this in the Legislation forum.

[Nick Gromicko]

Yep, remember folks... they don't have requirements like www.nachi.org/rigorous2006.htm Their main requirement is one of unverified experience and they rely solely on the "honor" of the applicant to tell them the truth about this unverified experience.

[Christopher Currins]

Can we use this thread for a marketing tool?

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