how do you get rid of woody?

[Jeffrey S. Campbell]

recent client called and has a woodpecker issue... contacted his favorite home inspector for advice...

I told him to shoot it...

but outside of that anyone had any success at driving away woody?

this one is neat:

http://www.birds-away.com/

but welcome all ideas I could pass along...

[James H. Bushart]

I think about baseball stats in a cold shower.

[ldapkus]

Spank him.

[ROBERT W. NEWLAND, JR.]

What the ? Imagine Hilary nekkid

[Stephen W. Stanczyk]

Contact your doctor. That's what the commercial says. If you have a woody for more than 4 hours...... contact your doctor...

[ROBERT W. NEWLAND, JR.]

Originally Posted by sstanczyk

Contact your doctor. That's what the commercial says. If you have a woody for more than 4 hours...... contact your doctor...

I'm sure they would tell you to come in for "observation"

[bdoles2]

Originally Posted by rnewland

What the ? Imagine Hilary nekkid

Robert, he asked how to get rid of woody, not how to vomit profusely until your stomach was lying on the floor flopping around like a fish out of water.

[Allen L. Catterton]

My wife stated that she has decided that if a woody problem should occur after viva V, that we will wait 3 hours and 45 minutes and THEN call 911.

[ROBERT W. NEWLAND, JR.]

Originally Posted by bdoles2

Robert, he asked how to get rid of woody, not how to vomit profusely until your stomach was lying on the floor flopping around like a fish out of water.

My bad

[Greg Keene, CPI]

For a woody of over 4 hrs - no way am I calling a DR. - I am calling all my friends to brag

[Michael Bazzo, CMI]

Originally Posted by bdoles2

robert, he asked how to get rid of woody, not how to vomit profusely until your stomach was lying on the floor flopping around like a fish out of water.

lmaorotf!!!!!!!!!!

[Jeffrey S. Campbell]

ten replies and not one legit some funny... but no legit

I suppose I would understand if this was in the humor section, but not in this section.

[David C. Macy]

You could send this attachment to your previous client.

http://ohioline.osu.edu/w-fact/pdf/0009.pdf

[sspradling]

Shoot, shovel and shut up.
Stu

[James F. McKee]

22 cal. bird shot...works great ...quick effective and permanent...