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Old 8/12/06, 9:50 PM
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Default My first Psychic inspection

Did an inspection today for a renter/buyer on a commerical property. Client is a Psychic.

I had a sense she might ask me how long the roof covering would last. She did (which made me very happy), Premeditatedly I said Ma'am, I don't predict the future, that's your job.

Her family thought that was pretty funny. I think she might have put a curse on me before I left though.

She paid me in cash, just as I predicted she would.

For an extra fee I might have given some massages downstairs but nobody was home on the first floor.
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Old 8/12/06, 9:55 PM
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Default Re: My first Psychic inspection

It's priceless when you get the chance to give answers that are perfect.
Most clients just love it and some always want to be the winner
( or is that winer )
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Old 8/12/06, 10:09 PM
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Most clients just love it and some always want to be the winner
( or is that winer )
...sounds right.
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Old 8/12/06, 10:13 PM
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She paid me in cash, just as I predicted she would.
Nice forecast. ..enjoy.
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Old 8/12/06, 10:34 PM
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Default Re: My first Psychic inspection

She needed an inspection, hmmm......

Goes to show you how good she is !!!!!!!!

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