Do you get these Q's often

[Peter Doane]

Originally Posted by jonofrey

I can't believe nobody's said the ubiquitous "would you buy this house?" yet.

John,
I say "No" I already have one!

[Richard W. Washington]

Is this going to take what, about an hour?

[jbreazeale]

Some of my memorable favorites:


"But if I close up the hole, where will the squirrels sleep at night?"

"Why do I need a drip leg? I thought natural gas was a gas."

And last, but not least, from an irate seller running out of the house as the client and I discussed some recently painted (but obviously rotted) soffit and fascia.....

"What in G** D**m H**l are you fellers starin' at so d**m hard out here?"

[Brian E. Kelly]

Can my husband fix that?

[ggreene]

So , would you buy this house? in my mind( yes and I would flip it and sell it to the first idiot who bought it ), and hopefully get the inspection!!

[jhugenroth]

After coming out of an attic in the middle of August... " Is it hot up there?"

[Frank L. Bartlo]

"Do you think I'm getting a good deal?"

[Richard W. Washington]

In an area of the country that has some of the highest concentrations of termites, Is a termite inspection really necessary? Only if a few thousand is not chump change

[Richard W. Washington]

What do you think about the carpet in the bathroom?