Johnny on the Spot!!

[Dominic J. Maricic]

I seem to remember an episode of M*A*S*H where Frank Burns drove straight over one with a tank. Any chance you could find one locally or already have one on site?

[Roy D. Cooke, Sr]

Originally Posted by cgoyette

Simple issue BURN it in place and invite all the lowballers over for a weenie roast.....you can smile the entire time

Gee I can almost feel the pain I do not want to see my weenie get roasted!
Thanks any way..... Cookie

[Barry Adair]

Originally Posted by rcooke

Barry I was sure you meant it in a Humours way and that is how I took it.
But I was nervous some who are new to this BB might think it was a good idea .
Cookie
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I'd hoped by now everyone on the planet knew not to take me too seriously.
I'll have to work on that aspect of my advertising.

[rwand1]

There is a pyshiological condition which some people find pleasure in hiding in the pit of the outhouse. (Honest).

Could you imagine going to the outhouse only to see someone looking up at you?

[Carl A. Brown]

If you burn it and have a roast throw in a watermelon.

After the watermelon explodes everyone can get a piece!

[rwand1]

Make sure you wash your hands!

[bjones1]

Originally Posted by rwand1

Could you imagine going to the outhouse only to see someone looking up at you?

Picture this in your mind........... Wire up speakers under the hole where they are unseen and connect them to a microphone; Wait til a woman goes into the loo; wait 30 seconds and then say into the mike........"Hey lady, do ya mind movin' over a bit, we're tryin ta work down here!"

i always wanted to do that when I worked at a gas station, but never found the nerve.

[Roy D. Cooke, Sr]

Originally Posted by bjones1

Picture this in your mind........... Wire up speakers under the hole where they are unseen and connect them to a microphone; Wait til a woman goes into the loo; wait 30 seconds and then say into the mike........"Hey lady, do ya mind movin' over a bit, we're tryin ta work down here!"

i always wanted to do that when I worked at a gas station, but never found the nerve.

That's not nice trying to get mario into trouble .

... Cookie

[rwand1]

Did you know, that if you are in the outhouse in the pit looking up, its the only place to see the full Moon? (was that bad or what....)

[mnahrgang]

Ollie and Anna were a nice elderly Swedish couple. Ollie had a similar problem to yours, only he didn't want to get rid of the outhouse, just clean it.

One day, down at the local hardware store, Ollie was talking to some of the locals. He asked them how they suggested he solve his little problem.

Being the experts that they were, down at the local hardware store (Kind of like the NACHI message board). They suggested that he use two sticks of dynamite. They told him. "Place one under the outhouse and one in the pit, and light the one under the outhouse first, then light the second. When the first goes off, it will blow the outhouse high into the air. Before the outhouse comes back down, the 2nd will then go off blowing the contents out of the hole. The outhouse will then drop back in place. All cleaned out...."
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Ollie buys 2 sticks of dynamite and heads home.
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Placing the dynamite as instructed, he lights them in order. Just as he lights the 2nd fuse Anna comes dashing out of the house, and runs right into the outhouse before Ollie can stop her. Boom... Up goes the outhouse (with Anna inside), Boom...goes the second stick blowing the contents out of the hole, Boom...down comes the outhouse.

Ollie is besides himself. He thinks he just killed his beloved. He makes his way over to the outhouse door, and opens it very carefully...

"Anna, Anna, R yoooo OK?" Ollie cries is his deeply accented and aged voice.

Anna weekly replies: "Ya, Ya, I ting so.... But it sure is a goood ting I deedn't faarrrt in da' keechen."

[rwand1]

Dat ver darn funny, yah!
She blowed up real good, yah!

Thanks for the laugh!

[Erby Crofutt]

Burning Poop!!!

http://blog.justanothersoldier.com/?p=28

In Iraq

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ2oBYpFtIk

[Carl A. Brown]

Does the johnny meet its maker tomorrow?

[Mario A. Kyriacou, CHI]

Thank You all for some good suggestions.
I will remove this sucker next year.

[Barry Adair]

These work well in lieu of the outhouse and it's always there when you need it. Home owners love the fact that I'm not using their facilities