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Please Note:
ccbrands1 is a non-member guest and is in no way affiliated with InterNACHI or its members.
I've recently been invited to an open house party at a 30 agent office.
I'd like to bring a little something that everyone can enjoy...but that stands out. Foods already provided, so I'd like to bring something else. Don't have any personalized promotional items yet. Any ideas? Just something small for everyone. |
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Nothing says party fun quite like a stripper...
Just kidding. What about a few urns of coffee or spiced cider to go with the food? Lotto Tickets attached to your cards and coupons? Fishbowl for a business card drop. Pull a number of winners for dinner, limo date, case of wine...you get the picture. Brian R. Sumpter First Call Inspections Proudly serving most Bay Area Counties www.firstcallinspections.com |
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Do you have a Dollar Store near you?
Sometimes even cans of mixed nuts ("survival rations") with your card can go a long way, for a buck . . . Russ Spriggs,CMI- Idaho's NACHI Chapter President Representing Home Inspectors in Coeur d’Alene and North Idaho www.TestForMethLabs.com http://www.cdaInspector.com http://www.idahohomeinspectors.biz/ Powerful, affordable inspection software at: http://www.homeinspectorpro.com/ Powerful, affordable branding & marketing at: http://www.HomeHintseNews.com/ |
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Gee, and I never get invited anywhere
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Im thinking you should bring tyvex protective gear. That way the next time one of them question your inspection of the crawl space you can invite them to join you under the house. hehe
Paul Pendley NACHI05101080 Galt, CA Premier Property Inspections 209-745-8516
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Pictures of dead green presidents that can be neatly folded and tucked into a pocket is always a good way to stand out from the crowd, make sure to change your underwear & brush your teeth before going.
"Be not intimidated... nor suffer yourselves to be wheedled out of your liberties by any pretense of politeness, delicacy, or decency. These, as they are often used, are but three different names for hypocrisy, chicanery and cowardice." ~ John Adams
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bandag is a non-member guest and is in no way affiliated with InterNACHI or its members.
Now Joe, those dead president pictures might be considered a b....... Your not trying to get any" look the other way" jobs from realtors are you? (just joking)
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lol....considering I dont know an AGENT I like anymore in my area......I would not give them crap...but again thats me.
Paul W. Abernathy,CMI,CEI,CEPE Electrical Plans Examiner/Engineer I - ICC & IAEI Certified Electrical Inspector - DHCD Virginia Certified Electrical Inspector - ICC & IAEI Certified Electrical Plans Examiner - DHCD Virginia Certified Electrical Plans Examiner - DPOR Virginia CE Provider - Electricians - 2007 "Top Gun" Winner - Mike Holt Enterprises " Yeah....I am BRAGGIN...Got a Problem with it ? " P.S. Check me out on Mike Holts 2008 Exam Prep DVD Series...I'm the FAT guy ! |
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wforsyth is a non-member guest and is in no way affiliated with InterNACHI or its members.
Nope. He wouldn't EVEN give them crap. That's how little he thinks of them.
See? I understand his posts. |
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I was reminded of the old movie where A didn't like B, so A sent B a box full of crap through the mail. I thought others would pick up on that. I guess I'm too old.
Last edited by rray; 12/18/06 at 9:34 AM. |
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yeah i've got a little something for them, in the form of my FIST
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Ray,
Yep....I would LOVE to jump up on their table...and use a remote like in the movie " Click "....freeze frame...and CRAP right on em.... Paul W. Abernathy,CMI,CEI,CEPE Electrical Plans Examiner/Engineer I - ICC & IAEI Certified Electrical Inspector - DHCD Virginia Certified Electrical Inspector - ICC & IAEI Certified Electrical Plans Examiner - DHCD Virginia Certified Electrical Plans Examiner - DPOR Virginia CE Provider - Electricians - 2007 "Top Gun" Winner - Mike Holt Enterprises " Yeah....I am BRAGGIN...Got a Problem with it ? " P.S. Check me out on Mike Holts 2008 Exam Prep DVD Series...I'm the FAT guy ! |
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john bubber is a non-member guest and is in no way affiliated with InterNACHI or its members.
i`d like to add to the 'crap' idea....
if you have a DOG....give the dog some TINSEL with his food, when he pinches his next loaf it`ll be all shiny....a perfect Christmas Tree ornament, yep, just what you were looking for... something that stands out and they can all enjoy |
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