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Old 10/8/11, 10:06 AM
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Default Happy Thanksgiving Canada

I had to pass this on .. Enjoy.... Roy

Pregnant Turkey

*This is priceless - would love to do this.*

One year at Thanksgiving my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey,
and re-stuffed the turkey.

She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.

When her serving spoon hit something,she reached in and pulled out the
little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep......SHE'S BLONDE!



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Old 10/8/11, 6:26 PM
Allan G. Berdahl, CMI Allan G. Berdahl, CMI is offline
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Default Re: Happy Thanksgiving Canada

Great storey Roy.
Have a great Thanksgiving



Allan Berdahl
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Old 10/8/11, 7:56 PM
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Default Re: Happy Thanksgiving Canada

Hi Roy
Happy Thanksgiving

Ken



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