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Old 12/1/08, 3:08 PM
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Default Poetic Promotion for Canadian inspectors

CanNachi..................I'm a believer!............................



CanNachi, CanNachi; watch us as we build.

An entity from coast to coast; our rolls will soon be filled.

Influencing a nation by the courses that we teach;

Superior education for the members that we reach.

They say that only time will tell, concerning our success;

But they don't know they're dealing with the nations very best.

If you've a mind to move ahead, and do not mind the heat;

Then join CanNachi, help us prove we are the WORLD'S ELITE!


:gri n:



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Old 12/1/08, 8:43 PM
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Harold.
No more rhymes,and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
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Old 12/1/08, 10:22 PM
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Harold.
No more rhymes,and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Sheesh!..........There's always a wiseguy in the crowd.
Unfortunately, they are always loud!
Especially when they work in Barrie;
Where home inspectors are often scary!

I hope my poems don't offend,
'cause I can;t rhyme; I just pretend!

Ha Ha Ha and Ho Ho Ho; Merry Christmas to one and all!
:r oll:



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Old 12/1/08, 10:30 PM
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Harold.
No more rhymes,and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Seriously though. Have you ever thought of entering the Annual CanNachi Poetry contest?............

Your stuff is bad, but I won't trash you.
I'll be nice.......... You want a cashew?



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Old 12/3/08, 1:24 PM
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good job harold keepem coming.
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Old 12/3/08, 8:27 PM
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Seriously though. Have you ever thought of entering the Annual CanNachi Poetry contest?............

Your stuff is bad, but I won't trash you.
I'll be nice.......... You want a cashew?
Harold,,,,YOUR NUTS!
I can say it,,, I have the guts!
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Old 12/3/08, 8:28 PM
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good job harold keepem coming.
Tony,
Please remove or edit this... it does not rhyme.
You can do it, just take the time.
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Old 12/3/08, 9:49 PM
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Tony,
Please remove or edit this... it does not rhyme.
You can do it, just take the time.

Come on guys!

This is getting sickening.

Your brain fat must be thickening!

Enough is enough!

This rhyming is too tough.

I've had my fill, so take a pill................chill!



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Old 12/5/08, 6:02 PM
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ah the most enjoyed thread- sorry can ryhme

Awsome job guys keep it up



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Old 12/5/08, 8:57 PM
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Thanks for the enlightened thread,

Before I read it I guess I was dead,

And then it all went to my head,

Oh, God..... it's time for bed.

But wait....if it's not too late,

let's get something straight.

Indeed CanNachi's fate
right out of the gate
will be great!

So, I can say it loud
that I'm so very proud
to stand out in the crowd!
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Old 12/6/08, 3:43 AM
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ummmmm...............aww.w.............well....... .......sheesh!............

I simply don't know what to say.
This thread should now be put away.
The message shared has been quite clear.
CanNachi's being born next year!.....................Look out Canada!



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Old 12/6/08, 9:44 AM
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Default Re: Poetic Promotion for Canadian inspectors

Speaking as one
who always makes time
for a little fun
but has trouble with rhyme;
This thread is quite catchy
even stooping to pun
with cadence sublime;
HERE COMES CANACHI!

( my head hurts )
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Old 12/6/08, 4:51 PM
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Speaking as one
who always makes time
for a little fun
but has trouble with rhyme;
This thread is quite catchy
even stooping to pun
with cadence sublime;
HERE COMES CANACHI!

( my head hurts )

George; I think your head should hurt, after that one...................

...............................TOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

God help me...............You're not in touch!



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Old 12/6/08, 9:29 PM
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That was "Pantoum" style verse . . . . I think.
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That was "Pantoum" style verse . . . . I think.
That was "Pantoum" style verse . . . . I think.
and as a poem it really stinks
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