Poetic Promotion for Canadian inspectors

Local Inspection Issues Canadian Home Inspectors
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CanNachi…I’m a believer!..

CanNachi, CanNachi; watch us as we build.

An entity from coast to coast; our rolls will soon be filled.

Influencing a nation by the courses that we teach;

Superior education for the members that we reach.

They say that only time will tell, concerning our success;

But they don’t know they’re dealing with the nations very best.

If you’ve a mind to move ahead, and do not mind the heat;

Then join CanNachi, help us prove we are the WORLD’S ELITE!

                   :smile::grin::smile::grin::smile::grin::smile::grin::smile::grin:
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Harold.
No more rhymes,and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?

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Sheesh!..There’s always a wiseguy in the crowd.
Unfortunately, they are always loud!
Especially when they work in Barrie;
Where home inspectors are often scary!

                 I hope my poems don't offend,
                 'cause I can;t rhyme; I just pretend!

                 Ha Ha Ha and Ho Ho Ho; Merry Christmas to one and all!

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

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Seriously though. Have you ever thought of entering the Annual CanNachi Poetry contest?..

            Your stuff is bad, but I won't trash you.
            I'll be nice.......... You want a cashew?
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good job harold keepem coming.

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Harold,YOUR NUTS!
I can say it, I have the guts!:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

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Tony,
Please remove or edit this… it does not rhyme.
You can do it, just take the time.:mrgreen::mrgreen:

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:D:roll:

Come on guys!

This is getting sickening.

Your brain fat must be thickening!

Enough is enough!

This rhyming is too tough.

I’ve had my fill, so take a pill…chill! :D:roll::D:roll::smiley:

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ah the most enjoyed thread- sorry can ryhme

Awsome job guys keep it up

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Thanks for the enlightened thread,
**
Before I read it I guess I was dead,
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And then it all went to my head,
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Oh, God… it’s time for bed.
**
But wait…if it’s not too late,
**
let’s get something straight.
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Indeed CanNachi’s fate
right out of the gate
will be great!
**
So, I can say it loud
that I’m so very proud
to stand out in the crowd!:wink:

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ummmmm…aww.w…well…sheesh!..

I simply don’t know what to say.
This thread should now be put away.
The message shared has been quite clear.
CanNachi’s being born next year!..Look out Canada!

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Speaking as one
who always makes time
for a little fun
but has trouble with rhyme;
This thread is quite catchy
even stooping to pun
with cadence sublime;
HERE COMES CANACHI!

( my head hurts :shock: )

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George; I think your head should hurt, after that one…

…TOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!

God help me…You’re not in touch! :D:D:D:D:D

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That was “Pantoum” style verse . . . . I think. ](*,)

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That was “Pantoum” style verse . . . . I think.
and as a poem it really stinks

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David, David, you’re the best;

except for me, I must confess.

About " pantoum ", I’m unaware,

but then again; who really cares?

Inspectors really shouldn’t rhyme.

They’ve better ways to spend their time.

Inspecting homes and making money,

Outdoes rhymes and being funny.

No more poetry;no more rhymes,

I’ve had enough, I don’t have time!

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Poetic philistines
there are a-plenty
who judge the rhymes
of authors here
opinions not worth a cent-y :shock::stuck_out_tongue:
with words they smear
those ignoranti !

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George, I don’t want to even try it,

I must admit; you are a riot!

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There was a young man from oshawa
who … Um… Ah … Er …

Darn! Can’t think of a word thay rhymes with oshawa.
You win!

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There was a young man from Oshawa,
Who said, oh my my, look how posh you ah.
Your suit is so fine, and you look quite divine,
but I couldn’t be sure, but by gosh you ah!

Na Na Na Na Na…

NO MORE RHYMES FROM ANYONE ! I WIN, AND NOW IT’S DONE!