Im thinking you should bring tyvex protective gear. That way the next time one of them question your inspection of the crawl space you can invite them to join you under the house. hehe
Pictures of dead green presidents that can be neatly folded and tucked into a pocket is always a good way to stand out from the crowd, make sure to change your underwear & brush your teeth before going.
Now Joe, those dead president pictures might be considered a b… Your not trying to get any" look the other way" jobs from realtors are you? (just joking)
I was reminded of the old movie where A didn’t like B, so A sent B a box full of crap through the mail. I thought others would pick up on that. I guess I’m too old.
if you have a DOG…give the dog some TINSEL with his food, when he pinches his next loaf it`ll be all shiny…a perfect Christmas Tree ornament, yep, just what you were looking for… something that stands out and they can all enjoy