Man calls 911, reports stolen cocaine

Talk about being friggin’ stupid! WOW!

"FORT WALTON BEACH — Calling 911 to report a stolen bag of cocaine probably wasn’t the best idea for a self-described Florida drug dealer.

But Okaloosa sheriff’s officials wrote on Facebook that 32-year-old David Blackmon, of Fort Walton Beach, did just that on Sunday morning. "

Roy, exactly where were you at the time of the alleged theft? :sarcasm:

I had my straw in one hand and wiping my nose with the other…

So you were multitasking at the time, good alibi in my book! :wink:

Yes Ur Honor! I was! :D:cool:

He’s a Floridian what do you expect? :p:twisted:

Oh boy, another FloriDAH story. :frowning:

LOLOL no surprise there