Marry it.
are You single Robert or just about to be?
LOL I’m married. She dont come to this mb.
does she have a gun?
As a matter of fact, yeah she does. But it just a little girly .38
duck and cover Sir…
Robert
If your woman turns out to be getting plump, ITS YOUR FAULT.
Its your fault for not helping her and incur-ridging her with love and interest to be the best and healthiest she can be. For the children you herself.
Explain to her the Benefits ( you know what I mean ) for Viagra will not be needed.
It was a joke my daughter told us at dinner. My wife isn’t even close to being over weight. But i thought it was a funny joke.
It was! 
I just won’t be telling it around my house. :shock:
You know the old saying
It use to be wine, women and song
Now it’s, beer the ole lady and TV
Rob, it seems that you have a death wish.