Oh yea, it’s grilling season!
Ted does a nice job with these. 
Very funny!
About the guy that goes home to his wife and tells her what he really wanted to say, I had an investor/attorney who wanted me to talk to him like that. No sugar coating or legal mumbo jumbo.
It was so refreshing to be able to say “this roof looks like crap!”, and “you’ll be lucky if this electrical panel doesn’t burn the house down!”. After following me around for about 6 inspections, he started doing his own. It was fun while it lasted though. 