Received a call for an inspection
Caller: Are you a Republican, Democrat or Libertarian?
Me: I don’t see what my political affiliation has to do with inspecting.
But I thought to myself I’ll play along.
Me: What are you?
Caller: Republican
Me: That’s great I have special Republican pricing!
Do you think I’ll get the job?
I have very special pricing for Democrats(at least the very liberal ones)
Seriously folks, I usually avoid politics, religion etc. and focus on the house being inspected.
Just make sure you have the right bumper stickers on you vehicle. A collection of campaign buttons would be useful too.
How do you calculate this?
I ask them some simple questions like:
Do you prefer to get less than you’re paying for?
Do you have any government grants to help pay for the inspection?
Does your brother/sister work for the ACLU?
How often do you listen to Air America?
You know, just the basic stuff.:D:cool:
The more yes answers the more the quote.
Seriously folks, I inspect for all races, religions and political affiliations without bias.
I suspect all of us avoid these potentially contentious issues in our everyday business practice.
Happy inspecting to all. May 2008 be your best year yet.
I charge the same price…I just explain everything twice.
(For those of you getting all upset, look at the “winkie”. I’m just a kiddin. :D)