**- Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. **
**- People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” **
**- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. **
**- There is nothing left to learn the hard way. **
**- You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. **
**- You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. **
**- You get into heated arguments about pension plans. **
**- You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it. **
**- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. **
**- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. **
**- You sing along with elevator music. **
**- Your eyes won’t get much worse. **
**- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. **
**- You can’t remember who sent you this list. **
(I’m glad it’s in bold writing so I can see it.)
