November is coming...!

Over the last few months I heard time and again, “November is coming…”

“November is coming…”

“November is coming…”

“What does that mean? ‘November is coming’” I asked my friend.

“Change” he said, “Change for the better. Everything will be just like when we were kids.”

“YAY!!!” said I.

And I just couldn’t wait.

Well, November came…

…last Sunday right after midnight. I had stayed awake until then to see it happen.

I soon fell asleep, and when I awoke later in the morning…

I was still overweight…

I was still old…

I was still bald…

…and I still couldn’t remember where I left my false teeth.

I think I’ll wait and see what December brings…

Just like Y2K. lol

Please don’t remind me about Y2K…

I got rid of everything, bought a supply of loincloths and bear skins, and prepared mineself for the life of a caveman.