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Top 50 Physics Major Pick-Up Lines
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Hey baby. It’s massive. You know what I’m talking about.
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What’s your resonance frequency?
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Your lab bench, or mine?
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Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.
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Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
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Wanna couple our equations tonight?
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I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
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Might I integrate your curves tonight?
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I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
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Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.
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Einstein had great hair, didn’t he? I just love your hair.
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I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
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I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
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What’s that great perfume? Vacuum grease?
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I love you. Please don’t turn away from me just because I’m a physics major. Oh, okay, I’ll leave.
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A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.
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You’re more special than relativity.
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Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.
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Top quark or bottom quark?
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Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that’s just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?
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That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
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Yes I do like to move fast. My style is like a 10 GeV accelerator. Do you like my style?
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I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ***. Wanna see?
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I have e=nhf tattooed somewhere else. Wanna see?
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Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
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Most women are so complex. They’re always like"i! i! i!" But you- you’re just so real.
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Let’s exchange fermions!
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Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!!!
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I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
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Can I have your significant digits?
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Hey baby, what’s your sine?
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Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
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Wanna expand my polynomial?
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Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe. No, it’s alright, I’ll just go over there.
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You and Me = Grand Unification
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I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?
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My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?
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I’ll make you dinner. I’ll make you breakfast. But in between, we’ll have to have some dessert. And I’m a physics major.
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How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn’t pay a lot.
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Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.
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Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.
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My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino. Bitch.
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I could get you Roahn Winer’s autograph.
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How do you feel about group experiments?
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I got a pocket full of radium and my homeboys do too.
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Would a loser be able to recite pi out to 50 decimal places? Huh? Would he? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.
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In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.
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I swear I’m not a physics major.
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Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
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You make me want to be a better physicist.
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