We are building The Cul-de-sac of Horrors on an 11 acre lot. It will include 3 different homes one of which will be in a state of construction. It will also have a commercial building with a fake restaurant. We’re working on getting waivers from the local building department.
I was elected as both the Sherriff and the building inspector. We let a lot of things happen that are hush, hush in our little town. I have strong ties with the Mayor and City Council.
See Nick is busy and he knows that I have my hands full, as I just got demoted to a much crappier job, working in the sanitation department. Nick’s being quite now, letting me cool off, because he heard me say: “that’s a bunch of crap”.
Yeah and guess who got demoted to clean up all of those spots? I know you’re laughing Pat about my crappy job and wondering if there really is a blue ASHI pee catcher in the urinals. Yes there are. I asked Nick for a raise and a promotion and he just laughed saying: Get back to work. If I wasn’t so loyal, I’d probably find a shade and take a nap somewhere.
Michael,
As Mayor, I want to tell you what a fine job you are doing. However, I must remind you finding shade and taking a nap is not currently in your job description. I did confirm with Nick that as soon as the buildings are up you will be given an assistant to assist in cleaning up the termite droppings.