…toilet problems!](https://boingboing.net/2018/02/01/flight-carrying-over-80-plumbe.html)
I would have guessed a “crack” in the back end of the plane
Q: Why do all men want to be plumbers?
A: Because all they think about is layin dat pipe.
“A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak…and fix it too!”
Plumbing is the only profession where you’ll hear your boss say, “Be sure your ‘joints’ have lots of ‘Dope’ in them!”
Don’t be racist, be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican.
Q: Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber? A: A good flush beats a full house every time.
“Someone has broken into our local police station and stolen the toilet. Right now the Police say they have nothing to go on…”
Why did the cop sit on the toilet? To do his duty.
What do you call a fairy using the toilet? Stinker bell!
What do you call a country where everyone is pissed?
A urination.
There was a young plumber from Lee,
who was plumbing his girl with great glee,
she said stop your plumbing,
I think someone’s coming,
said the plumber still plumbing “its me”!