What other excuse could there possibly be?
They hired on Stevie Wonder.
Good one Jeff LOL
Another quality job by Hatchet Construction Inc. 1800 Low-Ball
It wasn’t the contractors fault, the nails were defective.
See what happens when you use the lowest bidder. The next bid included nailing the nails 3/4 of the way in and that damn high bidder wanted to put them all the way in. But luckily, the low bidder was a good salesman and convinced the homeowner that the nails were only held in by the first 1/4 of the nail anyway, so there was no need to put the nail all the way in.
Crap, I can’t even keep from laughing while I am typing it.