gromicko
(Nick Gromicko, CMI)
August 3, 2016, 6:22pm
1
This week’s (August 9, 2016) Inspector Outlet Tuesday Night Auction item is being provided by InterNACHI’s Member Marketing Department:
500 custom “Now That You’ve Had a Home Inspection ” books: http://www.inspectoroutlet.com/custom-now-books.aspx
Non-InterNACHI members are welcome to bid.
Rules:
Auction starts now and ends at 9PM MST on Tuesday night, August 9, 2016.
Winner will be the post with the highest bid as of 9PM MST.
You can bid as many times as you’d like, as long as your new bid is higher than the previous bid.
Winner agrees to pay Inspector Outlet, which will then be donated to the InterNACHI Foundation in the winner’s name.
We’ll ship the product for free so there are no additional shipping costs.
500 custom “Now That You’ve Had a Home Inspection ” books: http://www.inspectoroutlet.com/custom-now-books.aspx
Total value with custom design, custom printing, and shipping to your door… approx: $1800.00.
Bidding starts now.
jlatzman
(Jay Latzman, CMI)
August 4, 2016, 4:35pm
10
This is an OUTSTANDING Auction!
Thanks, Nick!!
maltizer
(Michael Altizer, CMI)
August 4, 2016, 5:30pm
11
I bid not for cash but for bartering.
Put me down for 1 can of tuna.
If anyone outbids me, I’ll throw in a cold glass of spring water.
maltizer
(Michael Altizer, CMI)
August 5, 2016, 7:00pm
13
Okay, I’ll up the Ante.
I’ll teach you how to make a bed (army style), where you can bounce a quarter off of it.
I’ll personally give you a GI haircut and a close shave (Old school barber).
I’ll tell you the only joke that I know (So funny, it’s the only joke, you’ll ever want to know).
I will teach you how to be a Redneck (Seriously).
… and that’s not all …
You’ll see firsthand - me tell a foreigner to speak English or go back to his country.
At every red light, we will smoke the vehicles beside of us (Guaranteed Results).
… But wait it gets even better …
We will go on an actual home inspection together, and you get to make history, being with The Home Inspector himself and together we leave the clients in a better position than they were before we inspected their new home.
**** This offer just cannot be beat ******
bshriver
(Brian Shriver, CMI / NYS License #1600059671)
August 5, 2016, 8:31pm
14
maltizer:
Okay, I’ll up the Ante.
I’ll teach you how to make a bed (army style), where you can bounce a quarter off of it.
I’ll personally give you a GI haircut and a close shave (Old school barber).
I’ll tell you the only joke that I know (So funny, it’s the only joke, you’ll ever want to know).
I will teach you how to be a Redneck (Seriously).
… and that’s not all …
You’ll see firsthand - me tell a foreigner to speak English or go back to his country.
At every red light, we will smoke the vehicles beside of us (Guaranteed Results).
… But wait it gets even better …
We will go on an actual home inspection together, and you get to make history, being with The Home Inspector himself and together we leave the clients in a better position than they were before we inspected their new home.
**** This offer just cannot be beat ******
I don’t have any custom books, but the next time i’m in virginia i’ll see about getting some.
rcleland
(Ron W. Cleland, CMI)
August 8, 2016, 1:28pm
19
Guess Im too slow. $800.00