International Association of Certified Home Inspectors

ASHI counts its 30 second, online, no-requirements-whatsoever, applicants as "members."

Click her to view ASHI's "no-requirements-whatsoever", come-only-with-a-credit-card, Shazam! 30 second, online application:

Anyone who has a valid credit card can just buy a membership in ASHI. Got a credit card? Shazam!... you're a member of ASHI!