Two ASHI members were sitting at a bar in the middle of a work day...

 

 
Two ASHI members were sitting at a bar in the middle of a work day.
The first one said to the other, "Hey, we've lost a lot of members to InterNACHI.  InterNACHI is many times bigger than us."
The other one said, "Yeah, I know.  It's because of that great free benefit they give all their members."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspector Certification?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Additional Inspector Certifications?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspection Business Course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting HVAC Systems" course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Log Home Inspection Course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Green Building Inspection Course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "The House As a System" course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
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"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Means of Egress" course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Ladder Safety Training Course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Professionalism Training Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free General Roof Inspection Course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Lead-Safe Work Practices Course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Tile Roofs" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Metal Roofs" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Slate Roofs" course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
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"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Florida Adjusters course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Vermiculite Insulation Mini-course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspector Challenge Game?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Graphics Library?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free State Exam Prep Course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Message Board?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free NACHI.TV?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Glossary?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free emergency on-site help?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection articles in French?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection articles in Spanish?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Online Home Inspector Exam in French?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI education and camaraderie?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free How To Videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free fun, informative local meetings?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Report Samples?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free defect recognition videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free government agency course credit?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free The Safe Home Book?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free How to Perform Tree Inspections?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Virtual Inspection Defect Flashcards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI YouTube Channel?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free official education transcript?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection-related webinars ?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free home inspection podcasts?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free House of Horrors?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online student catalogue?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Florida State Exam Study Guide?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Ultimate Ride-Alongs?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free home inspection training videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free home inspection training app?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online inspection agreement system?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online inspection fee calculator?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI credit cards?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector success webinars?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "SoundSmart" incoming call converter?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free proofreading service?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free membership in IAC2?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Video Tip of the Week?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Facebook updates?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspector Success Pack?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection lead-capturing eBooklets?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Owens Corning roof inspection jobs?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free membership in the ComInspect Network?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free company name choice tools?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free website development videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI YouTube channel?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free industry updates and news breaks?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free monthly industry newsletter?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free website critique service?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free How to Inspect Wells online videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free How To Videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free E&O insurance quote?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free health insurance quote?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection events?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Issue Resolution Service?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free help from InterNACHI's staffers?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Joe Ferry's Claim Intercept?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Internet-generated inspection leads?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free $10,000 Honor Guarantee™?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing on InspectorSEEK.com?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing on InspectorNOW.com?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing on FindAnInspector.us?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing on InspectorLocator.com?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing on CorrectInspect.com?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free local SEO listing tool (NAP)?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certificates of Completion?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Leave-Behind Letter?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Infrared Certified® certificate?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI membership certificate?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 patches?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "SoundSmart" incoming call converter?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free trade show displays?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free publicity in 50,000 retail stores?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Glossary embed code?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI images?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector emblems?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Search Engine-Optimization Tracker?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector decals?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free use of multi-inspector firm tagline?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
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"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Aging-in-Place flyer?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI photo ID card?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 inspection vehicle decals?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Infrared Certified® certificate?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free education transcript?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Infrared Certified® patches?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector marketing videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 membership certificate?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free proofreading service?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Buy Back program rack cards?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection lead-capturing eBooklets?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Buy Back Guarantee consumer video?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector promotional videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free real estate office presentations?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free marketing success advice videos?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free GiftsFromMyInspector.com gift cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Deaths from Radon chart?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection-related podcasts?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free NACHI.TV?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free home inspection training videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free defect recognition videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector marketing videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free website development videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free report writing videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free certification videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free how-to videos?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
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"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Virginia real estate marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free West Virginia real estate marketing cards (coming soon)?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Energy Report™ software?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free 20-Question Green Home Questionnaire?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Electrical Inspection Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Aging-in-Place Inspection Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Pet Safety Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Pool and Spa Inspection Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Dishwasher Inspection Narratives?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free report upload?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free report writing videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Well Flow Report?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspection Reporting Software?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspection Reporting Software?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Report Samples?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Checklists?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection articles?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Commercial Inspection Articles?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Articles in Spanish?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Articles in French?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection image gallery?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI Certified logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI Certified webseal?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Chimney Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Four-Point Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Commercial Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Contractor Experience" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Crawlspace Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Deck Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Electrical Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Expert Witness Services" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "5 Years of Experience" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "10 Years of Experience" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Exterior Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Garage Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Energy Auditor logo?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free HVAC Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Kitchen Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Log Home Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Mobile Home Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Moisture Intrusion Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Mold Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Pet-Friendly" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Plumbing Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Pool and Spa Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Radon Tester logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Repair Verification logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Roof Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Roof Data Technician logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Safe Workplace Inspector" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Septic System Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Spectoscope" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Stucco Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Veteran-Owned Business" icon?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free WDO Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Wind Mitigation Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Move-In Certified™ logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Infrared Certified® logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Superior Product" seal?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Superior Service" seal?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Education Excellence" seal?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Energy Inspector™ logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Energy Report™ logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Savings Specialist logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 Radon-Certified logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 Mold-Certified logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 Radon & Mold-Certified logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Aging-in-Place logo?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection lead-capturing eBooklets?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free certification videos?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online inspection agreement system?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free commercial inspection agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Commercial Code of Ethics?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free expert witness agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free independent contractor agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Hold-Harmless" clause?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Energy Inspection™ agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free general release?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free personal guaranty?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free payment-at-closing authorization?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Client Satisfaction Survey?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Leave-Behind Letter?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Estimated Life Expectancy Chart?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free mold inspection agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free mold waiver?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free radon inspection agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free radon testing addendum?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free radon waiver?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free radon "Test in Progress" notice?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free WDO inspection report form?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free well water sampling agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free log home disclaimer language?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free professional services contract?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free energy audit contract?
"No, that other one..."
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"Do you mean the free InterNACHI profile editor?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free ancillary services editor?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free receipt for dues?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Legal Case Library?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free TREC SOP booklet?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free water heater dating chart?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Pool Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free 4-Point Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Letter Demanding Payment?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Ride-along Release?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Septic System Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Project Oversight Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Issue Resolution Service?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free entrance to Inspection Museum?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online student catalogue?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Walk-Through Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Florida State Exam Study Guide?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Aging-in-Place Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
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"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free LED microwave oven tester?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI ID card application?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector coloring & activity book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free 5-year gold InterNACHI pins?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free 10-year gold InterNACHI pins?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free chapter websites?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free license plate covers?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free live-time ticker?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free shoe covers?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection events?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InspectorPoints.com?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspector Challenge Game?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free cartoon strips?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection crossword puzzles?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection riddles?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Santa Safe Chimney Certificates?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free message board open 24/7?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free emergency technical help 24/7?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Issue Resolution Service?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free help from staffers?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® logos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Sample Press Release?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free customized Safe Home book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® patches?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free custom Verification webseal?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free LinkedIn background image?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free activerain profile background?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspector Slideshow (for fun)?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Affordability Calculator?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the Super Deals section at the bottom of their benefits page which provides InterNACHI members with 15% off at Brooks Brothers, a $25 Gift Card from Sam's Club, up to 30% off from Dell,  $60 off ticket to Walt Disney World, $20 off 1-800-Flowers.com, 10% off Champs Sports, 15% off Columbia Sportswear, 20% off National Car Rental, The best grocery store coupons, $75 off at Big O Tires, $100 trade-in at Big O Tires, Free tire rotation at Big O Tires, $20 off at Goodyear Auto Center, $10 off at Tires Plus, $50 off at Brakes Plus, 15% off at Jiffy Lube,10% off at Maaco Auto Glass, $10 off at Meineke, $35 off at Parker Automotive, 15% discount with Sprint, Up to $650 off with T-Mobile, Up to $250 cash back from Comcast, $500 cash back on Verizon FIOS + free installation + free DVR + free HD box + free router, 10% off Duracell batteries, Up to $800 from Lenovo, $5 from Target, 15% off 9 Fruits, 10% off sold-out Broadway, theater, concert, NCAA basketball, NCAA football, golf, boxing, tennis, NHL, NFL and MLB games, Up to 45% off appliances, 25% off H&R Block, 15% off TurboTax,$25 off Jackson Hewitt Tax Service, 90% off Bloomberg Businessweek, 10% discount on tuition from universities, such as Adelphi University, Drexel University, Patten University, Pepperdine University, the University of Alabama, the University of Maryland, and Washington State University, 20% off any purchase from Wine Country Kitchens, 20% off seats to the Nashville Symphony, Discounts to the Country Music Hall of Fame, Up to $100 off at Southwest Vacations, Discounts from Macy's, 50% off at Men's Warehous, 20% off Jos. A. Bank, Up to 40% off Regal Cinemas, Up to 32% off AMC Theatres, $50 from Costco to join or upgrade, 30% off at Cinemark Theatre, 10% off at Disneyland, 5% off of Inspector Outlet, 15% discount on hotels, such as Baymont Inn & Suites, Days Inn, Edgewater Hotel, Hawthorne Suites, Howard Johnson, Knights Inn, Microtel, Ramada, Super 8, Travelodge, and Windgate by Wyndham, and 25% off Papa John's Pizza?"
 
 
      "Yeah, that's the one!"
       
      "Pass the peanuts."