Two ASHI members were sitting at a bar in the middle of a work day...
Two ASHI members were sitting at a bar in the middle of a work day.
The first one said to the other, "Hey, we've lost a lot of members to InterNACHI. InterNACHI is many times bigger than us."
The other one said, "Yeah, I know. It's because of that great free benefit they give all their members."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspector Certification?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Additional Inspector Certifications?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspection Business Development Tool?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "STACKS: A Home Inspector's Guide to Increasing Gross Revenue" book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "SLEEP WELL: A Home Inspector's Guide to Managing Risk" book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspection Business Course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting HVAC Systems" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "How to Inspect Fireplaces, Stoves, and Chimney" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "How to Perform Deck Inspections" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "How to Inspect Pools and Spas" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Log Home Inspection Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "How to Inspect Septic Systems" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Green Building Inspection Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "How to Perform Energy Audits" course?
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Comfort and Climate for Inspectors" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Indoor Air Quality for Inspectors" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "How to Perform Mold Inspections" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Radon Measurement Service Provider course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Advanced Radon Measurement Service Provider course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Wood-Destroying Organism Inspection course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "How to Inspect for Moisture Intrusion" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Lead Safety for Renovation, Repair and Painting (RRP)" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "25 Standards Every Inspector Should Know" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Customer Service and Communication for Inspectors" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Commercial Property Inspection Prerequisite course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Commercial Electrical Systems" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Portable Fire Extinguishers" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Introduction to InterNACHI's Residential Standards of Practice" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI Membership Code of Ethics course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Foundation Walls and Piers" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Advanced Electrical Inspection Training course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Advanced HVAC Training for Inspectors" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "How to Inspect Manufactured and Mobile Homes" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Advanced Inspection of Crawlspaces Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Infrared Thermography Inspection Training Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Building Science and Infrared Thermal Imaging Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Performing a Home Energy Audit" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Means of Egress" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Water Heater Tanks" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Advanced Mold Inspection Training Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Advanced Stucco & EIFS Inspection Training for Home Inspectors" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "How to Inspect Private Drinking Water Wells" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Calculating Envelope Energy Loss" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "How to Perform Wind Mitigation Inspections" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Illinois Standards of Practice and Legal Issues for Home Inspectors" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Texas TREC Standard Inspection Form and Report Writing course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "8-Hour Texas TREC Standards of Practice/Legal/Ethics Update course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Texas TREC Wood-Destroying Insect Inspection, Treatment & Reporting Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Wind and Hail Damage Inspections Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Wind & Hail Roof Inspection and Replacement course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Ladder Safety Training Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Exterior Safety for Inspectors and Contractors" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Professionalism Training Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free General Roof Inspection Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "10 Steps to Performing a Roof Inspection" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Lead-Safe Work Practices Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Asphalt Shingle Roofs" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Wood Shingle and Shake Roofs" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Tile Roofs" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Metal Roofs" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Slate Roofs" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Appliance Inspection for Home Inspectors" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "TREC Standards of Practice for Inspecting Appliances" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting HVAC Energy Efficiency" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Energy Blower Door Training" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Fundamentals of Inspecting the Exterior" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Nevada Home Inspectors Standards of Practice and Legal Rules Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Defect Recognition and Report Writing Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Home Energy Score for Real Estate Professionals" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Saving Home Energy for Real Estate Professionals" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Home Energy Efficiency for Real Estate Professionals" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspecting Commercial HVAC Systems" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Florida Adjusters course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Florida Mold Assessor & Remediator CE course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Australia: Introduction to Home Inspections" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Australia: Introduction to the Australian Standards of Practice course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Mexico: Introducción a la Inspección Residencial de Pre-Compra" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "South Africa: Introduction to Home Inspections" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free South Africa: Roof Inspections course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "South Africa: Soils, Substructures and Superstructures" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free South Africa: Standards of Practice course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Vermiculite Insulation Mini-course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Emergency Egress Inspection Mini-course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Water Heater Discharge Piping Inspection Mini-course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspector Challenge Game?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free General Inspection and Consumer Article Library?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Commercial Property Inspection Article Library?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Mastering Roof Inspections" article series?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Graphics Library?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free State Exam Prep Course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Advanced Residential Code Inspection Exam Prep?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Advanced Commercial Property Code Inspection Exam Prep?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI's Online Inspector Examination?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Message Board?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free NACHI.TV?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Glossary?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free emergency on-site help?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection articles in French?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection articles in Spanish?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Online Home Inspector Exam in French?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI education and camaraderie?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online tutorials on website navigation?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free How To Videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free fun, informative local meetings?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Report Samples?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free defect recognition videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free government agency course credit?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free The Safe Home Book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Meth House Hazards and Remediation course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free How to Perform Tree Inspections?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Virtual Inspection Defect Flashcards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI YouTube Channel?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free official education transcript?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free student memberships to sons and daughters of members?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection-related webinars ?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free home inspection podcasts?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free House of Horrors?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online student catalogue?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Florida State Exam Study Guide?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Illinois Advanced Radon Measurement Service Provider" course?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Ultimate Ride-Alongs?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free home inspection training videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free home inspection training app?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspection Business Development Tool?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online inspection agreement system?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online inspection fee calculator?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online Inspection time slot Calculator?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free merchant accounts and free credit card machines?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free merchant account and credit card terminal (or smartphone card swiper)?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI credit cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Inspection Business Success" online videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector success webinars?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free credit card processing fee comparison tool?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free use of patented infrared inspection processes?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "SoundSmart" incoming call converter?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free proofreading service?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free membership in IAC2?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Video Tip of the Week?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Facebook updates?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspector Success Pack?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free use of the Client Satisfaction Survey?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection lead-capturing eBooklets?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free fully tax-deductible receipt for professional dues?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free fully tax-deductible receipt for Buy Back program participation?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free financial loss-protection for educational event hosts?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free membership in the ComInspect Network?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection tips and advice about how to be financially successful?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free access to the industry's most popular photo message board?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free company name choice tools?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free website development videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI YouTube channel?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free industry updates and news breaks?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free member-controlled profile editor for online market presence?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free access to the invisible members-only section of the message board and website?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free monthly industry newsletter?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free website critique service?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspector Business Success Article Library?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free How to Inspect Wells online videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free How To Videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free E&O insurance quote?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free health insurance quote?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection events?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Issue Resolution Service?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free help from InterNACHI's staffers?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Sample letter to invite a real estate agent to lunch?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Joe Ferry's Claim Intercept?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Internet-generated inspection leads?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free $10,000 Honor Guarantee™?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing on InspectorSEEK.com?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing on InspectorNOW.com?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing on FindAnInspector.us?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing on InspectorLocator.com?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing in the North American Inspector Directory?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing in the Featured Inspectors Directory?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing on CorrectInspect.com?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing in the OverSeeIt.com referral network?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free real estate agent Continuing Education marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free local SEO listing tool (NAP)?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certificates of Completion?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free custom inspection business logo design services?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free custom inspection business brochure design services?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free custom inspection event banner design services?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free custom inspection business card design services?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free custom inspection business card sticker design services?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free custom inspection business flyer design services?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free custom inspection business postcard design services?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free custom inspection business rack card design services?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free custom inspection vehicle sign design services?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free marketing videos about Home Energy Reports™?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free and instant phone notification of consumers or agents who want an inspection?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "First-Time Home Buyer-Friendly" web seal?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Leave-Behind Letter?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Infrared Certified® certificate?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI membership certificate?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free marketing video to embed for Home Energy Inspections™?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 patches?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "SoundSmart" incoming call converter?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free trade show displays?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free sample letter you can mail to your clients that brings in more inspection work?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free publicity in 50,000 retail stores?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Now That You've had a Home Inspection" book (Spanish)?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Glossary embed code?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI images?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector emblems?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free direct consumer marketing through AskNACHI.org?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free marketing of your ancillary inspections?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Consumer Guide Videos" for your inspection business website?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Search Engine-Optimization Tracker?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector decals?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free use of multi-inspector firm tagline?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free use of Anyone Else is Just Looking Around® tagline?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free home show and real estate expo handouts?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Showcase of custom home maintenance books?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free multiple copies of your Certificate of Membership?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free use of Inspected Once, Inspected Right® tagline?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI presence at major real estate events around the globe?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free use of Inspecting the World® tagline?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inclusion of your contact information on thousands of websites?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI tablecloths for tradeshows?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspector websites of the week and month?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Aging-in-Place flyer?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free e-newsletter for marketing purposes®?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free professionally written inspection articles, with free reprint privileges?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI photo ID card?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free annual inspection clause to add to your inspection agreements?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free professional display booths, banners, and table skirts for loan?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 inspection vehicle decals?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "We'll Buy Your Home Back" Guarantee inspection vehicle decals?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free French-version of "We'll Buy Your Home Back" Guarantee decals?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Infrared Certified® certificate?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Infrared Certified® inspection truck decals?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free negligent-referral protection for real estate agents?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free education transcript?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free seller inspection generation through MoveInCertified.com?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Infrared Certified® patches?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector marketing videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 membership certificate?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free proofreading service?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free automated notification system for inspection leads?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Buy Back program rack cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Download My Inspection Brochure buttons?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Video Release for use with or without drones?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free video for members to use to promote the maintenance book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free video for members to use to promote the Florida maintenance book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free embedded code for What Really Matters in a Home Inspection online video?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free design services by professionals who specialize in inspection business marketing?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free sample marketing letter to promote participation in Buy Back program to real estate agents?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free quote on a custom, search engine-optimized website for your inspection company?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection lead-capturing eBooklets?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Buy Back Guarantee consumer video?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector promotional videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free real estate office presentations?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free help from InterNACHI marketing specialists?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free marketing success advice videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Well Buy Your Home Back" certificates?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Your InterNACHI Inspector Speaks Spanish" logos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Final Walk-Through Inspection Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free GiftsFromMyInspector.com gift cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Deaths from Radon chart?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspector Marketing and Business Success Article Library?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection-related podcasts?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "We'll Buy Your Home Back" Guarantee for real estate agents video?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Professional Inspector® LinkedIn background?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free NACHI.TV?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free home inspection training videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free defect recognition videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector marketing videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free website development videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free report writing videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free certification videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free how-to videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Alabama real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Alaska real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free California real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Colorado real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Delaware real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free District of Columbia real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Florida real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Georgia real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Hawaii real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Indiana real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Iowa real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Maine real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Michigan real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Mississippi real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Missouri real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Montana real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Nebraska real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free New Hampshire real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free New Jersey real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free New York real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free New Zealand real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free North Carolina real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free North Dakota real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Ohio real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Oklahoma real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Oregon real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Quebec real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Quebec real estate agent marketing cards (French)?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Rhode Island real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free South Carolina real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free South Dakota real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Tennessee real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Texas real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Virginia real estate marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Wisconsin real estate marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Washington real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free West Virginia real estate marketing cards (coming soon)?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Wyoming real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Multi-state/province real estate agent marketing cards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free real estate agent continuing education drop-down link?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free assistance with getting approved to teach real estate courses?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Energy Report™ software?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Universal Four-Point Insurance Inspection Form?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free 20-Question Green Home Questionnaire?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Move-In Certified Green Certified Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Commercial Property Accessibility Inspection Report?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Commercial Fire Door Inspection Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Fireplace and Chimney Inspection Report ?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Observed Green Features Report for Inspecting Commercial Properties?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Radon Mitigation System Inspection Reporting Form?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Wood-Destroying Organism Standalone Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Wood-Destroying Organism Reporting Form?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI's Home Inspection Report Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Electrical Inspection Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Aging-in-Place Inspection Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Pet Safety Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Pool and Spa Inspection Checklist?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Dishwasher Inspection Narratives?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Stucco Identification Decision Tree Card?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Phase I Exterior Wall Cladding Inspection Report?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI's Home Inspection Report Checklist in Spanish?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free report upload?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free report writing videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Well Flow Report?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspection Reporting Software?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspection Reporting Software?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Report Samples?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Checklists?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection articles?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free General Inspection & Consumer Inspection Articles?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Commercial Inspection Articles?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Business Success & Marketing Articles for Inspectors?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Legal & Risk Management Articles for Inspectors?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Articles in Spanish?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Articles in French?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection image gallery?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI Certified logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI Certified webseal?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "First-Time Home Buyer-Friendly" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Professional Inspector® logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Chimney Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Four-Point Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free 11th-Month Builder's Warranty Inspection logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Annual Home Maintenance Inspection logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Commercial Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Contractor Experience" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Crawlspace Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Deck Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Electrical Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Expert Witness Services" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "5 Years of Experience" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "10 Years of Experience" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Exterior Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Garage Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Energy Auditor logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Residential Fire Extinguisher Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free HVAC Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Kitchen Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Log Home Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Mobile Home Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Moisture Intrusion Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Mold Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Pet-Friendly" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Plumbing Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Pool and Spa Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Radon Tester logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Repair Verification logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Roof Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Safe Workplace Inspector" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Septic System Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Spectoscope" logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Structure & Foundation Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Stucco Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Veteran-Owned Business" icon?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Canadian "Veteran-Owned Business" icon?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free WDO Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Wind Mitigation Inspector logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Move-In Certified™ logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Infrared Certified® logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Superior Product" seal?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Superior Service" seal?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Education Excellence" seal?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Energy Inspector™ logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Energy Report™ logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Savings Specialist logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 Radon-Certified logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 Mold-Certified logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free IAC2 Radon & Mold-Certified logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Aging-in-Place logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Remote Image Capturing (drone) logos (2)?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free consumer certification verification seal?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Call Me Now buttons and automated notification system?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection lead-capturing eBooklets?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free 5 & 10 year InterNACHI membership logos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free certification videos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI's Residential Standards of Practice?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI's Residential Code of Ethics?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI's residential inspection agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "How to Run a Successful Home Inspection" book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online inspection agreement system?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free commercial inspection agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Request for Documents and Person(s) with Knowledge" sample language?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free International Standards of Practice for Inspecting Commercial Properties?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Commercial Code of Ethics?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free expert witness agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free employment agreement with non-compete clause?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free independent contractor agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI's Continuing Education Policy?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free license for use by government entities of content?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "Hold-Harmless" clause?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Energy Inspection™ agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free general release?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free personal guaranty?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free payment-at-closing authorization?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free sample language to stop defamation of an inspector?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free third-party service providers' permission-to-contact clause?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Client Satisfaction Survey?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Leave-Behind Letter?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Estimated Life Expectancy Chart?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free full-color version of Life Expectancy Chart?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Mold Inspection Standards of Practice?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free mold inspection agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free mold waiver?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free International Standards of Practice for Inspecting Radon Mitigation Systems?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free radon inspection agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free radon testing addendum?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free radon waiver?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free radon "Test in Progress" notice?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free WDO inspection report form?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free well water sampling agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free log home disclaimer language?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free International Phase I Standards of Practice for Inspecting Exterior Wall Cladding?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free professional services contract?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free energy audit contract?
"No, that other one..."
Do you mean the free sewer scope agreement and addendum?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free thermal imaging addendum to residential inspection agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free thermal imaging addendum to commercial inspection agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI's standard accessibility inspection report for commercial buildings?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI's observed green features report for existing commercial buildings?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI's commercial fire door inspection Standards of Practice?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI profile editor?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free ancillary services editor?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Master Inspector Certification Board/Certified Master Inspector® Code of Ethics?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free receipt for dues?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Legal Case Library?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free release and hold-harmless agreement (for turning on utilities)?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free winterization/de-winterization services agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Video Release for use with or without drones?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free entente du InterNACHI pour inspection d'habitation?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free TREC SOP booklet?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free annual inspection clause to add to your inspection agreements?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free water heater dating chart?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Pool Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free New Construction Phase Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free 4-Point Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Plain English Home Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Pool Inspection Addendum to Home Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Multi-Unit Representative Sample Inspection Clause?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Scope of Condominium Inspection Clause?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Letter to Client Who Fails to Show for the Inspection?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Letter Demanding Payment?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Letter to Client Regarding Insufficient-Funds/Returned Check?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Buy Back Guarantee Authorization and Release?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Ride-along Release?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Septic System Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Virtual Inspection Defect Flashcards (with suggested narratives)?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Wood-Destroying Insect Field Guide for Home Inspectors?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "We'll Buy Your Home Back" Guarantee certificates?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Project Oversight Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Individual System/Component Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Issue Resolution Service?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Service Alberta-approved home inspection contract?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free British Columbia-compliant home inspection agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free entrance to Inspection Museum?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free online student catalogue?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Walk-Through Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Florida State Exam Study Guide?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free French Residential Standards of Practice?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Spanish Residential Standards of Practice?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free sample letter to invite a real estate agent to lunch?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Aging-in-Place Inspection Agreement?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Residential Inspection Standards of Practice?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free International Standards of Practice for Inspecting Commercial Properties?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Mold Inspection Standards of Practice?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Commercial Fire Door Inspection Standards of Practice?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free International Standards of Practice for Inspecting Fireplaces and Chimneys?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free International Standards of Practice for Inspecting Radon Mitigation Systems?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free International Phase I Standards of Practice for Inspecting Exterior Wall Cladding?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Residential Standards of Practice in Spanish?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Residential Standards of Practice in French?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free LED microwave oven tester?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InterNACHI ID card application?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspector coloring & activity book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free 5-year gold InterNACHI pins?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free 10-year gold InterNACHI pins?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free chapter websites?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free license plate covers?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free live-time ticker?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free shoe covers?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Continuing Education courses for real estate professionals?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free iPhone app to find InterNACHI Super Deals wherever you are?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection events?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Nick Gromicko at your inspection event?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free InspectorPoints.com?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspector Challenge Game?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free cartoon strips?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection crossword puzzles?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free inspection riddles?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free day pass to House of Horrors and Inspector Museum?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free list of the best products and services in the inspection industry?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Santa Safe Chimney Certificates?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free professional help whenever you need it. InterNACHI is open 24/7?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free message board open 24/7?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free emergency technical help 24/7?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspection Issue Resolution Service?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free help from staffers?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Inspection Business Development Tool?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free listing on Certified Master Inspector® inspector search site?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® message board?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® Code of Ethics?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® logos?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Sample Press Release?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® certificates?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® gold-plated pins?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® name tags?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® photo I.D.s?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® lanyards?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® blue caps?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® red caps?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® T-shirts?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® trade show table cloths?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® pull-up banner stands?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free customized Safe Home book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® patches?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® vehicle decals?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® water bottles?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® coffee mugs?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "CALL ME" button with automated assistant?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free custom Verification webseal?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® First-Time Home Buyer-Friendly logo?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Step-by-step advice on how to use your CMI designation to make more money?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free visual instructions to make the CMI logo your InterNACHI Avatar and add it to your signature?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "STACKS: A Home Inspector's Guide to Increasing Gross Revenue" book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free "SLEEP WELL: A Home Inspector's Guide to Managing Risk" book?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Certified Master Inspector® Facebook page?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free LinkedIn background image?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free activerain profile background?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Inspector Slideshow (for fun)?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free list of the best products and services in the inspection industry?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free use of Certified Master Inspector® Registered Federal Certification Mark?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free use of the Certified Master Inspector® Instructor logo.?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free customization of home maintenance books?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the free Home Affordability Calculator?
"No, that other one..."
"Do you mean the Super Deals section at the bottom of their benefits page which provides InterNACHI members with 15% off at Brooks Brothers, a $25 Gift Card from Sam's Club, up to 30% off from Dell, $60 off ticket to Walt Disney World, $20 off 1-800-Flowers.com, 10% off Champs Sports, 15% off Columbia Sportswear, 20% off National Car Rental, The best grocery store coupons, $75 off at Big O Tires, $100 trade-in at Big O Tires, Free tire rotation at Big O Tires, $20 off at Goodyear Auto Center, $10 off at Tires Plus, $50 off at Brakes Plus, 15% off at Jiffy Lube,10% off at Maaco Auto Glass, $10 off at Meineke, $35 off at Parker Automotive, 15% discount with Sprint, Up to $650 off with T-Mobile, Up to $250 cash back from Comcast, $500 cash back on Verizon FIOS + free installation + free DVR + free HD box + free router, 10% off Duracell batteries, Up to $800 from Lenovo, $5 from Target, 15% off 9 Fruits, 10% off sold-out Broadway, theater, concert, NCAA basketball, NCAA football, golf, boxing, tennis, NHL, NFL and MLB games, Up to 45% off appliances, 25% off H&R Block, 15% off TurboTax,$25 off Jackson Hewitt Tax Service, 90% off Bloomberg Businessweek, 10% discount on tuition from universities, such as Adelphi University, Drexel University, Patten University, Pepperdine University, the University of Alabama, the University of Maryland, and Washington State University, 20% off any purchase from Wine Country Kitchens, 20% off seats to the Nashville Symphony, Discounts to the Country Music Hall of Fame, Up to $100 off at Southwest Vacations, Discounts from Macy's, 50% off at Men's Warehous, 20% off Jos. A. Bank, Up to 40% off Regal Cinemas, Up to 32% off AMC Theatres, $50 from Costco to join or upgrade, 30% off at Cinemark Theatre, 10% off at Disneyland, 5% off of Inspector Outlet, 15% discount on hotels, such as Baymont Inn & Suites, Days Inn, Edgewater Hotel, Hawthorne Suites, Howard Johnson, Knights Inn, Microtel, Ramada, Super 8, Travelodge, and Windgate by Wyndham, and 25% off Papa John's Pizza?"
"No, that other one..."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
"Pass the peanuts."
